“The new phonebook’s here! The new phonebook’s here!”
“You can’t fight in here, this is the War Room!”
“I am serious, and don’t call me Shirley.”
We have to go to kmart. 400 oak street in Cincinnati. We have to go to kmart to buy boxer shorts.
If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions.
" I have always depended on the kindness of strangers…"
“You sure got a purty nouth!”
“Tomorrow is another day”
newer ones
“Call the WHAAAAA-ambulance!”
“Its a chicken farm! And we’re the chickens!”
oops, That was “purty MOUTH”
[slaps forehead]
Ok, since I am almost out of my stupid ass kmart job, I shall put up a quote from Rainman that states my sentiments towards it:
"Kmart sucks."
The greatest trick the devil ever did was convincing the world he didn’t exist.
Do I listen to pop music because I’m miserable? Or am I miserable because I listen to pop music?
‘We’re gonna need a bigger boat’
‘Do they speak english in What?’
‘I’m Batman’
‘God? Where was your God when my mother stabbed me in the heart with a clothes hanger whan I was still in the womb?’
… and the hits just keep on coming
Tell me about your big but.
Squeal like a pig.
Warriors, come out and play-ay. (Repeated over and over in a whiny voice, preferably while clinking 2 bottles together)
“We are a couple that doesn’t touch.”
“I’ll bust your hole.”
“How’s that working out for you?”, “What?”, “Being clever.”, “Great.”, "Keep it up, then.
“We’re not electing the fucking pope here.”
Katey,
That is my all-time favorite movie, but the last line was better.
And like that -poof-he’s gone.
Bri
“I remember…the Alamo!”
“I rule!”
“Where are all the white women at?”
“Not unless round is funny”
“Yer days of finger-banging Mary Jane RottenCrotch through her pretty pink panties are over!”
“Luke I am your Father”
“come, let us dance like children of the night!”
hehe…love that movie
I’m sorry Dave, I can’t do that.
They’re ba-ack.
Agentakbar, That would have been my second choice from “Usual Suspects”.Another great one:
“I believe in God but the only thing that scares me is Keyser Soze.”
And from an old classic
“Raymond, why don’t you pass the time by playing a little solitaire.”
“What’s this part?”
“That’s the sanity clause.”
“Ahh, you can’t fool me. There’s no such thing as Sanity Clause.”
Damn, “we’re gonna need a bigger boat” got posted already!
“Son, did you know you’ve got a panty on your head?”
“Watch me faggots!”
“Excuse me while I whip this out.”
PS- what movie did the “don’t fuck with me fellas” quote come from? I will watch it just for that!
Name the flicks these gems come from:
“Sometimes, people just explode.”
“Sister, when I’ve raised hell, you’ll know it.”
“Name’s Smalls, Leonard Smalls. Friends call me Lennie, but I got no friends.”
“There’s a fine line between clever and stupid.”
“Never trust a man who wears a belt and suspenders. Man don’t even trust his own pants.”
“Nobody–I mean nobody–puts ketchup on a hot dog.”
“We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound fine to you?”
“Just a few minutes of your time … which is just about the duration of the rest of your lives.”
“Ve should dizcover vedda he is vollowink in his grandvadda’s vootschtaps!”
Scupper-
“There’s a fine line between clever and stupid” - This Is Spinal Tap
Ve should dizcover vedda he is vollowink in his grandvadda’s vootschtaps!" is from Young Frankenstein, right?
It pains me to admit that those are the only 2 I can get