These are good. As for A Clockwork Orange, my personal pick is “Come and get it in the yarbles, if you got any yarbles!”
Louie: What’s brings you to Casablanca
Rick: The waters.
Louie: Casablanca is in the middle of a desert. there are no waters.
Rick: I was misinformed
(It’s more the way these two guys banter that make these lines so great)
“It’s like escaping mother’s womb. God, what a memory.”
“It’s not the years, it’s the mileage.”
“Go ahead, skin it, skin that smokewagon and see what happens.”
“I’m comin’ outta here… any fucker I see out there, I’m gonna kill him… and any fucker takes a shot at me, I ain’t just gonna kill him, but I’m gonna kill his wife and all his friends… and burn his fucking house, hear?”
“Ooops…fart!”
“He says I’ll live, but he’s pretty sure you’re f***ed.”
“You dropped your rock.”
“Freeeeeedoooooom!”
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!
Beam me up, Mr. Scott.
“I want to learn the ways of The Force and become a Jedi like my father.”
“I’m gonna get medeival on your ass.”
“I’m Egg. Gemini.”
“She’s not that kind of girl.
Why not? Does she have a penis?”
“Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn.”
“I’ve been going to this high school for seven and a half years. I’m no dummy.”
“Everybody in the entire state of Northern California is here…”
“We’re on a mission from God.”
“Hey , do I have a way with women or what ?”
“Game over man , game over”
“Salsa shark , gotta get a bigger boat”
Brian :-You mean you where raped ?
Mother :-Well at first.
“The horror”
“How much more black could this be”
“I put the grrr in swinger baby”
“Having your balls bit off by a Laplander that’s the way to go”
“Tell me Billy , did you ever see the inside of a Turkish prison?”
Shakin’ that tree, boss. -Cool Hand Luke
I’m not dead, yet. -The Holy Grail
I’m an excellent driver. -Rainman
I brought the watermelon. -Dirty Dancing
Do you want to play a game? -War Games
This thread turned out great!
Glad to see that “Rasining Arizona” is getting the attention it deserves (i.e., “panty on your head,” “Names Leonard Smalls,” and “Only if round is funny.”) I’d add the scene between the FBI polygraph examiner and Nathan Arizona
FBI: Sir, is it true that you changed your name from Nathan Hufheinz?
Arizon: Hell yes, would you buy furniture from a store called Unpainted Hufheinz?
One movie quote that seems to have been forgotten:
Dirty Harry:
“Did he fire six shots, or only five? You see, in all this confusion I kinda forgot myself. But seeing how this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you have to ask yourself - Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?”
Punk (after not reaching for his pistol)
“Mister, I gots to know.”
Click
‘Well hello Mr. Fancy-Pants. Right now your the leader of two things, Jack and Shit - and Jack just left town’
‘Gimme some sugar baby’
‘Just one leetle mint - go on - it’s only wafer thin’ - to be read in a french accent
I love the smell of napalm in the morning…
Well yeah and if frogs had wings they wouldn’t bump their asses when they hopped
I smiled at the son of a bitch before I could stop myself
You dont get to tell me what to do. Ever. Again.
Get it together before it’s all over the street.
She wasn’t an actual monkey, she was just a lot hairier than the average person
God, I love Jack’s whole monologue from that movie. I love that movie period. Big Trouble is one of my guilty pleasures. And hey, you got quoted for your very first post, TH.
How about:
“Why Kate, you’re not wearing a bustle - how lewd.”
“That’s a damn shame, somebody throwing out a perfectly good white boy…”
and of course, “It’s not my fault!”
Bobby: I’d like an omelet, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, no mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce. And a cup of coffee.
Waitress: A #2, chicken salad sand. Hold the butter, the lettuce, the mayonnaise, and a cup of coffee. Anything else?
Bobby: Yeah, now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven’t broken any rules.
Waitress: You want me to hold the chicken, huh?
Bobby: I want you to hold it between your knees.
Oh, God, this is one of my all time favorite guilty pleasure movies. I just have to add (pardon my paraphrasing):
“He puts his testicles all over me”
“He What?”
“You know, like the octopus…”
“Oh, you mean tenticles. Big difference”
“After the Olympics, everything just seemed so easy”
“You wash your hands on your own time!”
and of course: “I want my two dollars!”
“It was 600 feet high, bright red, and smelled awful.”
“I got me a taxidermy man back home, he’s gonna have a heart attack when he see what I brung him!”
“Well, I guess I’ll just have to take my ball and go home then.”
Damn, I had another one…Well, it’ll come back to me.
katey: Here’s the answers.
Some more good 'uns:
“No time for the old ‘in-out,’ love, I just come to check the meter!”
A Clockwork Orange
“Let’s not all go suckin’ each other’s d!cks just yet.”
Pulp Fiction
“I don’t have time for this Mickey Mouse bullsh!t!”
The Professional
“Game over, man! Game over!”
Aliens
“I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.”
The Silence of the Lambs
“All these moments will be lost, in time, like tears in rain.”
Bladerunner
“We came, we saw, we kicked it’s ass!”
Ghostbusters
“I haven’t been f#cked like that since grade school.”
Fight Club