Most memorable movie quotes

Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine. Casablanca

And from my all-time favorite movie, Braveheart

Ay, fight and you may die, run and you’ll live. At least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one fchance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they’ll never take our freedom?

The Almighty thinks he can get me out of this, but he’s pretty sure you’re fucked.

Every man dies, not every man really lives

“You keep on using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means”.

“Whoa, whoa, whooooaaaa. Nice shootin’, Tex”

“I feel so funky.”

“Where’s Wyatt?”
“Down by the creek. Walkin’ on water.”

“You want free speech? Let’s see you acknowledge a man whose words make your blood boil who is standing center stage advocating at the top of his lungs that which you would spend a lifetime opposing at the top of yours.”

“I was going to the worst place in the world and I didn’t even know it yet.”

“You’re a handsome devil. What’s your name?”

“Yup…he did it. He missed the barn…”

Back in the “old days”(50’s?) when dialogue was more restricted, the writers had to be more creative when talking about sex. I remember “The Naked Jungle” with Eleanor Powell and a young Charlton Heston, in which he is a plantation owner in Brazil and she is his mail order bride. They haven’t,ummm, consumated the relationship yet and he is being a jerk, picking on her and trying to find fault. He thinks she has “been with another man” so she tells him the truth, she is a widow. She has been playing a piano that sounds terrible, and snaps at him “If you knew anything about music you would know a piano is better when it has been played. THIS piano is sadly out of tune!” Then she bangs her fingers on the keys and stomps out of the room. MUCH better than more direct speech.

“No time to discuss this in a committee!”
“I am NOT a committee!”

“I’ve got a bad feeling about this.”

“May the Force be with you.”

“But, sir, nobody worries about upsetting a droid.”
“That’s becasue a droid don’t pull people’s arms out of their sockets when they lose.”

“Get transprtation back to England. Plane. Car. Anything. I’m going after the Ark.”
“How?”
“I dunno. I’m making this up as I go.”

“Sure, c’mon in!” <this is more memorable when seen in A Night at the Opera.>

“I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe…
Attack Ships on fire off the shores of Orion.
I’ve watched C-beams glitter in the dark off of Tanhauser Gate.
All those moments will be lost in time…like tears, in rain.
Time to die.”
Yeah!

“Good, bad, I’m the guy with the gun.” – Army of Darkness

“EVERYBODY!!!” – The Professional
“Returning to your mammas and your papas with your balls intact is highly improbable.”

–sublight.

“You must spank her well, and after you have spanked her, you may do with her as you like, and then…spank me.”

“Yes, yes mister give us all a good spanking.”

“And after the spanking, the oral sex.”

“It is a lonely life, bathing, dressing, undressing, making exciting underwear.”

All the above from Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail

“Are you gonna DO something, or just stand there and bleed?”

“Dying ain’t much of a living, boy.”

“I think the problem MAY have been that we had a Stonehenge monument in danger of being trampled by a dwarf.”

“Remember, we’re fighting for this woman’s honor- which is probably more than SHE ever did.”

“Double the lad’s bet for me, you toad!”

“He’s a very clean old man, isn’t he?”

"It’s like unraveling a big cable-knit sweater, that someone keeps knitting, a-a-a-and knitting, a-a-a-and knitting, a-a-a-and knitting, a-a-a-and knitting . . . "

“It’s the Sta-Puft Marshmallow Man.”

“I thought you said, ‘Earn more sessions by sleeving.’”
“What the hell does that mean?”
“I don’t know. That’s why I came back out.”

“Foooooood fiiiiiiight!”

“The doors swung wide and a Fig Newton entered.”
(Or virtually any other Groucho-ism. See sig below.)

And one of my all-time favorites, from Raiders of the Lost Ark:
“Top…men.”

“It just popped in there!”

“Try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot!”

“I’m Spartacus.”

MR

Wow, good one! I almost fell out my chair laughing in that movie, at that precise line. (Roxanne, for anyone wondering.)

“Put … the candle … back!”

“This … is my BOOMSTICK!”

“She’s the dummy!”

“Are you free this Saturday?” I’m free every day, it’s in the Constitution."

“Don’t tell me. You don’t carry money in the future.” “Well, we don’t.”

“Half of me is the Earl of Greystoke. The other half is wild.”

Of all the gin joints in the all towns in all the
world she had to walk into mine.

Damn! All the good Tombstone quotes are taken! Maybe I can still think of a few

“I’m your huckleberry”

“And hell’s coming with me! You hear?! HELL IS COMING WITH ME!”

NO WIRE HANGERS!!!

“Hello, vould yooo like ah rrrroll in da hay? It’s fun! Roll…roll…roll!”

“No matter where you go, there you are!”

“Oh don’t be such a fool Calvin! Anyone whose anybody smokes and drinks!”

“Why do I gotta be Mr. Pink? I don’t want to Mr.Pink!”

“Get away from me, Weiner Dog.”

"She’s my sister…(slap!)…she’s my daughter…(slap!)…she’s my sister…(slap!)…she’s my daughter…(slap!)…

“We’ve got to get these people to a hospital!”
“A hospital? What is it?”
“It’s a big building with doctors and patients! But that’s not important right now!”

“I speak jive.”

“Someday a real rain will come and wipe all the scum off the streets”

“Have you read the Bible?”
“Holy Bible?”
“Yeah”
“Yeah, I think so. Anyway I heard about it.”

“No one going on a buisness trip would be missed if they never arrived”

(On a sign) “Cheapo Rentals: Good enough for the kind of girls we go with”

“You are protected by the enormity of your stupidity…for a while”

Just a few that come to mind:

“Abashed the Devil stood and felt how awful goodness is.”

“It’s justice, you bastards!”

“It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds.”

“I won’t be wronged, I won’t be insulted, and I won’t be laid a hand on. I don’t do these things to other people, and I require the same from them.”

“…if you actually were as innocent as you pretend to be, we’d never get anywhere.”

“He should have armed himself if he’s gonna decorate his saloon with my friend.”

“My mother used to say to me, “Elwood”—she always called me Elwood—“In this world, Elwood, you must be oh-so smart, or oh-so pleasant.” For years I was smart. I recommend pleasant—and you may quote me.”