Old time hockey
Must be a king.
Why?
He hasn’t got shit all over him.
I will find you!
My name is Neo! 
You shouldn’t grab me, Johnny. My mother grabbed me once… ONCE!
His first night in the joint, Andy Dufresne cost me two packs of cigarettes. He never made a sound.
I’m not even supposed to be here today!
You ain’t leading but two things right now: Jack and Shit. And Jack just left town.
I was born a poor, black child.
From The Big Lebowski:
“I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it’s an ethos.”
“It’s all a part of your sick Cynthia thing, man. Taking care of her fucking dog. Going to her fucking synagogue. You’re living in the fucking past.”
“Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax-- you’re goddamn right I’m living in the fucking past!”
“And, you know, he’s got emotional problems, man.”
“You mean… beyond pacifism?”
“You brought the fuckin’ Pomeranian bowling?”
“What do you mean brought it bowling, Dude? I didn’t rent it shoes. I’m not buying it a fucking beer. He’s not taking your fucking turn, Dude.”
“Mr. Treehorn treats objects like women.”
“Fuck it, Dude. Let’s go bowling.”
From Blade Runner:
“If only you could see what I have seen with your eyes.”
“It’s too bad she won’t live. But then again, who does?”
“My mother?”
“Yeah.”
“Let me tell you about my mother!” [bang]
“I don’t know why he saved my life; maybe in those last moments he loved life more than he had ever before. Not just his life; anybody’s life. My life.”
I also like Roy Batty’s final speech a lot, but it’s already been listed.
From Mallrats (perhaps Kevin Smith’s most quotable movie, though it’s certainly not his best):
“Breakfast, shmreakfast. Look at the score, for Christ’s sake. It’s only the second period and I’m up 12 to 2. Breakfasts come and go, Renee, but Hartford, ‘the Whale’, they only beat Vancouver once, maybe twice in a lifetime.”
“Brodie, I’ve always taken you with a grain of salt. On your birthday, when you told me to do a striptease to the theme of ‘Mighty Mouse’, I did it. On prom night at the hotel when you told me to sleep under the bed in case your mother barged in, I did that too. And even during my grandmother’s funeral when you told my relatives that you could see her nipples through her burial dress, I let that slide. But if you think I’m gonna suffer any of your shit with a smile now that we’re broken up, you’re in for some serious fucking disappointment!”
“You’re going to listen to something I said? Haven’t I made it abundantly clear during the tenure of our friendship that I don’t know shit?”
“Cookie stand’s not part of the food court.”
“Sure it is.”
“The food court is downstairs, the cookie stand is upstairs, it’s not like we’re talking quantum physics here!”
“The cookie stand is an eatery; an eatery is part of the food court.”
“Bullshit! Eateries that operate within the designated square downstairs qualify as food court, anything operating outside the said designated square is considered an autonomous unit for mid-mall snacking.”
“You fuckers think just because a guy reads comics he can’t start some shit?”
“Second suitor: if we were making whoopee, what sounds would you make?”
“Wait, what’s whoopee?”
“You know, being intimate.”
“What? Like fucking?”
From Jackie Brown:
“That shit’ll rob you of your ambitions.”
“Not if your ambition is to get high and watch TV.”
From They Live:
“I’ve come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I’m all out of bubble gum.”
“I’ve broken bones, gouged out eyes, and left the floor behind me wet with brains. But I’ve never done that for any reason but to put a dog’s skull on a spike!!”
“We should be drinking and f##king by now.”
“Life without pain isn’t real!”
“‘Deserves’ got nothin’ to do with it.”
“That was irrational. Not to mention, unsportsmanlike.”
“Oh, shut up and die, will you!”
“You’re a vampire, Michael! A creature of the night! Wait til’ mom finds out about this!”
“Hmm. Still Works.”
“Save you’re unscientific drivel to scare little kids around the campfire.”
“I’m aware of everything. Armed with that knowlage, I’ll take my chances.”
The last three are from Key the Metal Idol. Which technically, isn’t a movie, but what the hell.
Hmm. All kinda violent, no? Maybe I should cut down on the caffeene.
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“Usually I have to go to a website to see this kind of thing.”
Please pass the asparagus.
Mom and dad save the world: “No, I like the goatee better. Shoot yourself in the head.”
Brain Donors:“If you need anything, there’s fresh batteries in my room”
“Today’s my day off!”
“A guy’s got to do a whole lot to make ends meet these days. Apart from (taxi driving), I’m a pool man, I perform liposution, I’ve got my own toupee business. Our motto: ‘Something that size should have hair on it’”
“Mom! Dad! Don’t touch it! It’s Evil!”
“First you want to kill me, then you want to kiss me. Blow.”
“Lighten up, Francis.”
“You shouldn’t hang me on a hook, Johnny. My father hung me on a hook once…once!”
“I…live…again!!”
“Are all men from the future such loud-mouthed braggarts?”
“Nope, just me, baby. Just me.”
“Wind the frog!”
“Come with me if you want to live!”
“We’re on a mission from god.”
“Kill them all.”
-Scrawled on a book, Apocalypse Now
(I’m not at all sure of the exact wording of this quote. Please correct me if I’ve gotten it wrong.)
“One word: ‘Plastics’.”
-The Graduate
“When you look around and see the pile of goo that was your best friend’s face, you’ll know what to do.”
-Patton
I plan to post to this thread with more quotes. My brain is not working at full capacity due to sleep deprivation. I need to hit the sheets.
Wow. I turn my back for a couple of days, and the thread is three pages long.
Teach, my quotations were from “Casablanca” and “The Human Monster”. The latter is an old horror flick starring Bela Lugosi.
Now, if I can just ID all of the rest of these quotations…<sigh>…I really need to get a life…
“Kneel before me, Son of Jor-El!”
“Fly, Fatass, Fly!”
“Baby, I am not from Havana.”
“That’s HEDLEY.”
“He vas my BOYFRIEND!”
“Run Away! Run Away!”
“Don’t give any blowjobs on the way out to the parking lot! Hey you, come back here!”
“Some folks call it a Kaiser Blade, mmm hmm. I call it a Sling Blade.”
“I made him an offer he couldn’t refuse.”
“I can eat 50 eggs.”
“Tack, you kack!”
“It’s people! SOYLENT GREEN IS PEEEEEPUULLL!!!”
“That’s the facts, JACK.”
“Excuse me, may I go to the bathroom first?
Of course you may
with reliefThank you.”
You going to pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?
Opinions are like assholes, everybody has one.
Dying ain’t much of a living, boy.
The Marines are looking for a few good men, and you ain’t it.
A man’s got to know his limitations.
“One fifty-one. Are you gonna party with the foxes tonight? Take my advice get some Annie Greensprings, chicks love it. Put a little insanity on your potato, shake it man.”
<cops walk in>
“Uhhh, I’m going to have to see an ID?”
“‘PC Load Letter’? What the fuck does that mean?!”
“Yes, this is horrible, this idea.”
“We’re not going to some white collar resort prison. No, no, we’re going to federal pound me in the ass prison!”
“Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.”
“The rain in Spain falls mainly in the plain.”
“You have to know these things when you’re king.”
“Life is pain. Anyone who tells you different is selling something.”
“Oh, joy.”
“It’s a twister! It’s a twister!”
“I’ll get you, my pretty. And your little dog, too!”
“Just click your heels together three times and say, ‘There’s no place like home. There’s no place like home’.”
“…And you were there…and you…and you…!”
“I’m just going to check on the study.”
“Everything all right?”
“Yep, two corpses, everything’s fine.”
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
"We had faces then!’
“They’re called boobs, Ed.”
“Nobody puts Baby in a corner.”