I’ve heard this rant before. You sound just like the Morning Star…you do, you sound just like Lucifer. I have seen what happens to the proud when they take on the throne, well FUCK that. I’m goin’ back to Wisconsin.
“Lord, my load is heavy.” — Lily Tomlin as Rose Ratliff in Big Business
“Hush, Scout. Your father’s passin’.”
“Take off, eh!”
-You have nothing to contribute to this, so stay the f**k out!
-John Wayne, is that you, is this me?
also: They should make a movie about me.
Why should they make a movie about you?
‘Cuz I’m so f**kin’ great!
and: Choke yourself! With my hand, numbnuts!
-Siagon. Shit, I’m still only in Siagon.
-Those men wanted to have sex with me!
“Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?”
“A man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do.”
“Look at that! Look at how she moves! That’s just like Jell-O on springs!”
“It’s truth, but truth is not always apperance.”
“Dreams die hard and we hold them in our hands long after they have turned to dust.” and “I long for death, and yet I fear it.” and “To the stars Bowen… to the stars.”
“Your logic is quite dizzying” and “No. A person is smart. People are stupid.”
“Crazy? Crazy’s on the bus out of here remember?”
“You know why people call something impossible? Because it hasn’t happened yet.”
“I can never regret. I can feel sorry, but its not the same thing.”
“It can’t rain all the time.” and “Victims aren’t we all?”
“I’m not good in groups. It’s difficult to work in a group when your omnipotent.”
“Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must live.”
“Good! There’s oxygen on this planet!”
“I keep thinking I’m grown up, but I’m not.”
“The flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of all.”
“It’s like that book I read in the ninth grade that said, '‘Tis a far, far better thing doing stuff for other people.’”
“You’re a creature of the night, Michael. My own brother, a goddamn shit-sucking vampire. You wait 'til Mom finds out!”
“Help me, Obi-wan Kenobi. You’re my only hope.”
-“I was reading a book the other day.”
-"…Reading a book??"
-“Yes. It’s all about civilization or something. A nutty kind of a book. Do you know that the guy says that machinery is gonna take the place of every profession?”
-“Oh, my dear. That’s something you need never worry about.”
“Oh, irony. I haven’t used that since 1983. I got tired of being stared at.”
“Oh Jerry, don’t let’s ask for the moon. We have the stars.”
Mr Turkentine: Well I can’t figure out just two!
Mrs. Gloop: Save some room for later, Augustus Liebling!
Mrs. Teevee: Rachmaninoff.
Mr Salt: What is this, some kind of funhouse?
Wonka: Why, having fun?
Mrs. Gloop: What a disgusting, dirty river.
Mr. Salt: Stuff and nonsense.
Wonka: No, Oompa Loompas.
Everyone: Oompa Loompas?!?
Wonka: From Loompaland.
Mrs. Teevee: Loompaland? There’s no such place.
Wonka: Excuse me, dear lady . . .
Mrs. Teevee: Mr. Wonka, I am a teacher of geography.
Wonka: Oh, well then you know all about it and what a terrible country it is…
Mr. Salt: Snozwangers? Vermicious knids? What kind of rubbish is that?
Wonka: The suspense is terrible. I hope it’ll last.
Violet: What is this, some kinda freakout?
Veruca: I want a bean feast!
And the whole movie, basically.
This is a great thread! I must chime in with a few. I hope I’m not reapeating too many.
Fight Club:
-I am Jack’s smirking revenge.
Real Genius:
-I want to see more of you around the lab.
-Fine. I’ll gain weight.
-Why is that toy on your head?
-Because if I wear it any place else, it chafes.
-Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?
-Not right now.
-A girl’s gotta have her standards.
Rounders:
-I feel like Bill Buckner walking back into Shea.
-You were lookin’ for that third three, but you forgot that Professor Green folded on Fourth Street and now you’re representing that you have it. The DA made his two pair, but he knows they’re no good. Judge Kaplan was trying to squeeze out a diamond flush but he came up short and Mr. Eisen is futilely hoping that his queens are going to stand up. So like I said, the Dean’s bet is $20.
- Listen, here’s the thing. If you can’t spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker.
Shakes the Clown:
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Are you the clown?
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No, I’m Mary fuckin’ Poppins.
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I’m gonna twist your head into a fuckin’ balloon animal.
“Some of these buildings are fifteen, twenty years old.” [“Oooo!”]
“We’re fighting for this woman’s honor…which is more than she ever did!”
“I know. You know I know. I know you know I know. We know Henry knows, and Henry knows we know it.”
“A toast! To my big brother George: the richest man in town.”
Real Genius - good quotable movie!
“This? This is ice. This is what happens to water when it gets too cold. This? This is Kent. This is what happens to someone who gets too sexually frustrated”
“I quote the immortal Socrates who said ‘I drank what?’”
“Can I get you something? A balloon?”
“YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!”
“You know what they call a Quarter Pounder in France?, No What? A Royale with Cheese. No shit?”
My favorite one from that movie is “I am Jack’s raging bile duct.”
My favorite line/scene from that movie is when he’s talking about buying everything from Ikea, 'cause now that I moved, damn it, I find that I am.
“Think you used enough dynamite there, Butch?”
“Kent, you fucked up! You trusted us!”
One of my new favorites is one I just saw the other day:
Bringing out the dead.
The title of the movie is a Monty Python quote! Near the beginning, Paramedics resuscitate (sp?) a patient and when they get him to the hospital, the check in doctor or nurse says: “I thought he was dead?”
Nicholas Cage (the paramedic replies “He got better.”