Most mundane thread ever

I thought about putting this in IMHO, but I didn’t want to miss all of you who really focus and specialize on the mundane and pointless. In fact this is not so much a poll but an idea about whether starting such a thread would have any point. Of course, if it does, its place is certainly not here, as we are explicitly and by statute pointless.

I think it’s wonderful that SDMB provides a space where no points, pointy things, pointed comments, or even much in the way of sharpness is necessary. I relish my opportunity to drift away on tangents, like I still don’t know who won the Superbowl but I’ve heard all about the breast incident at half-time. Really, why are people so uptight about a breast? My coworkers, all of them women, were huffing over half time for pretty much the whole day. I’m like, Jeez, what the hell are you watching that crap for in the first place. But they’re outraged. I’ll bet you this is an American phenomenom. I’ll bet you the rest of the world pretty much didn’t notice, and they’ll pay much more attention to the American public reaction than they will to the event itself.

Yesterday instead of watching the game I went to the Ho Chunk casino and blew about $60 in an hour and a half. That’s the most I’ve ever been willing to lose in one visit. I wonder what it means that I’ve cpme to that realization. Where did it come from?

And I had this name floating around in my head today – “Judge Kennesaw”. And my own voice saying right after it would float through – “Who the FUCK is Judge Kennesaw?” I googled it at home this evening and found he was once the Commissioner of Baseball. But the myster remains. How did the name get in my head?

And briefly I had three me’s going today. There was a me saying, “Judge Kennesaw”. There was the me saying, “Who the FUCK is judge Kennesaw”. And there was a kind of uber-me wondering why I was so obsessed with the name,

And all these thoughts fly around my head at work, and along comes the really satisfying thought that I love my job, and that I’m really good at it, and I work in a place where that gets recognized and people send you thank you notes and little gifts. And since I’m basically a service guy as a media technician and handle various electronics that seems to be a mystery to most folk around, Im on the receiving end pretty often. Last week was a really good one. One day I got thank you notes from the Directors of Medicine and Emergency Services for two different things, and the next day I got a cookie bouquet from the cardiac department.

And not I wonder this whole bragging thing was the subconscious point from the start. I’ve been thinking of going to counseling, but I’m really skeptical that it will help me. Besides, there’s always another me standing over my shoulder and questioning my reasons and motives for every thing I do, or don’t do. To often ridiculous extremes.

Really, I don’t think this thread lives up to the title, as it’s not the most mundane thread. I need to give that some thought.

Agreed, but the Superbowl is about anything but who wins the game. It’s all about the hype and media circus it’s devolved into. Kinda like MTV not being about music.

Judge Kennesaw was named after Kennesaw Mountain, in Georgia. His full name is Kennesaw Mountain Landis
Back when I use to think baseball was interesting I was more pathetic than I am now, if that is possible. , I studied it for some unknown reason. Not the current stuff, but the old timer stuff. Now, I know why.
In other news of mundania.
I want to buy an accordion.

Not that I have one lick of musical talent. But damn, it is my favorite instrument.

Surely you jest. Can I offer you a Pepsi?

I had to take accordion lessons as a kid – the Irish accordion. Each key makes two different scale notes, depending on wither the air is being pumped in or out of the bellows. It was a cool red color. At age 12 I tripped over the accordion case and broke my arm.

Who was it who did, “Mama’s Got a Squeezebox”? When I was kid I thought it was the filthiest song ever.

That was The Who.

Happy to validate your early educational choices. :slight_smile:

My childhood obsession on WWII aircraft paid off one day when I was able to impress a girl at the Oshkosh airshow.

What?

Oh never mind… I envisioned this kind of Abbot & Costello exchange, but I don’t have the attention span. Thanks for the info.

Pepsi?

Blech.

Diet coke for me.

I think the accordion has been given the shaft musically speaking. And, yes, I thought the Pepsi commercial was funny, but still…who doesn’t secretly love the accordion?

Some people play accordians and some don’t. More people played them earlier in time, but the popularity is less now. A song that can be played on an accordian is “Lady of Spain.” That is my report. Thank you.

I know Spanish Ladies is a different song from Lady of Spain. But reading this thread had me thinking of Quint standing backwards on the prow of the Orca, mumbling, “Farewell and adieu to you, Spanish Ladies,
Farewell and adieu to you, ladies of Spain
”.

Diet Coke? Really??? No, no, no, no, no!! If one is to drink diet soda (which is all I drink these days), make it Diet Vanilla Coke, Diet Pepsi Vanilla, Diet Dr Pepper, or Diet Sierra Mist. Oh, or Diet A&W Root Beer. Something with some flavor. That plain stuff tastes like rat poisoning (I know, I know, how do I know what rat poisoning tastes like? When you live in my world of circular logic, the answer is easy; it tastes like Diet Coke. And Diet Caffiene Free Coke? That stuff’s too vile to even feed to the rats).

Caffiene free - diet? Why not just drink water?

DeVena, I wonder this myself, especially as water is much tastier than this drek that is packaged and sold at great cost! But, my in-laws drink it! My FIL is diabetic, so they have to drink sugar-free whatever, and MIL is on some meds where caffeine is not advisable, so they drink caffeine free diet Pepsi. Yuk! If I wanted soda and had to give up the caffeine (and thank God I don’t :slight_smile: ), I’d drink something that’s already not caffeinated, like Diet Sierra Mist, which I like pretty well.

Diet Vanilla Coke is an abomination before Chluthulu.

We do drink Diet Caffeine Free Coke because after awhile, water is frightfully dull.

I wish they made Diet Caffeine Free Cherry Coke. Now, that I could live on.

News From Mundania

I had my ducts sucked today.

Obviously, this is something on which we will never see eye to eye, but somehow it just seems too mundane to drag into GD :slight_smile:

(Taking your cue) news from mundania (too mundane to capitalize):
Our aquatic turtle is currently in hibernation.

Ummmm, Shirley Ujest?

sounds rather obscene. :o

I have such a dirty mind.
My mundane news: Excedrin quick-tabs (basically tylenol lozenges) are nasty.

mundane nit-pick:
They are not “basically tylenol lozenges”; they also contain aspirin and caffeine (damn, how come everything in this thread seems to come back to caffeine?)
Carry on with your mundane lives :smiley:

Then I think I picked up the wrong box. These contain 500 mg of Acetaminophen (AKA Tylenol) and 65 mg of Caffeine. And some really nasty peppermint flavoring.

For best taste, do not chew.

Why don’t they put that in **BIG ** letters on the front?

It tastes like I licked oven cleaner.

[Bill the Cat] Acccttttttttttttttppp! [/BTC]

DeVena, my humblest, most mundane apologies. I just looked at our box of Excedrin QuickTabs, and the ingredients are as you described; I don’t use the things myself, but our 12-year-old gets migraines, and Excedrin is the only thing that helps (and only then if she takes it right away). Regular Excedrin has aspirin in it. I had assumed the QuickTabs would, too. Guess I was wrong.