I’m surprised it’s made it this far without anyone mentioning Vaginal Croutons.
For bands who have seen some amount of success, the swing revival band (echhhh) Cherry Poppin’ Daddies always struck me as kind of gross. Certainly not as bad as some of the others, but they did have one hit.
I always hated Throbbing Gristle.
I can’t believe no one has mentioned Nazi Bitch and the Jews from Fresno. They were one of the 80 or so bands on the Maximum Hardcore “If punk is dead, what the hell is this” albumn. Although, often times their name was abbreviated to NBJ.
Trying to remember some of the hardcore band names. Dicks, Circle Jerks, Dead Kennedys, Butthole Surfers (usually called “surfers”), Millions of Dead Cops, Crucifucks,
i can’t remember the name of the band with the singer Frank Discussion (who later ran away with Jello Biafra’s wife) that did “Jesus entering from the rear.” Dang, too much time in the slam pit since I just can’t think of the name - some one help me out. We could really start going with song lyrics or just limit it to titles. Crucifucks “Hinkley had a vision” was right up there.
The Mentors had some of the rudest lyrics but their name wasn’t so bad.
Damn you, **JulKatBo **, that was my pick! They fit right in, but alas I’m afraid that worse has been brought up. Ugh.
MachineGun Fellatio. I don’t know what parents answer when young kids ask about this bandname.
Contemporaries of LG, from the “Waste Sausage” album:
Real Fucking Idiots
Purple Vulture Shit
The Poofters
Bush Oysters
And the unforgettable Box the Jesuit.
What a blast from the past. 
dammit, hamsters ate my post. I still can’t believe that no one has mentioned Nazi Bitch and the Jews. Band outta Fresno and one of the 80 or so bands featured on the Maximum Rock n Roll’s “If punk is dead, what the hell is this” album
Crucifuck’s – what a great band. Who could forget Hinckley had a Vision?
I always that the Dicks ranked pretty high up there for brevity. That and a 300 pound tranvestite anarchist lead singer (Gary Floyd who also had a Butthole Surfers song written about him) made for some pretty dang fun shows.
You’re thinking of MRRs Not So Quiet On The Western Front comp. That was one of those life-changing records for me. Its been re-released BTW, and on vinyl too!
DICKS kick ass! “I Hope You Get Drafted” is the best war protest song EVER!
Not to hijack this thread or nuthin’, but I have a feeling that that kind of 80s political punk is gonna have a big comeback any day now, and that brings us to another slightly yucky band name…Discharge (who also have a great new albom out BTW).
Jon
That would be The Feederz http://www.feederz.com best known for the infamous “Jesus Entering From The Rear”
Jon
I never found it particularly obscene until I thought about it, but what about Mother Love Bone?
Woohoo! That’s the first time anybody’s damned me here so far! I agree that it’s not as bad as some of the other stuff here, but still pretty icky. Another one I just remembered that is really quite tame compared to most of the bands in this thread, but still kind of gross is Three Inches of Blood.
Well It’s not gross but I suppose slightly offensive: Elvis Hitler
and have everyone look out for the Tri-Area Rapists
Don’t forget Anal Cunt’s illustrious discography. They have several albums, and 1999’s “it just gets worse” lives up to the name:
I Became A Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked For It
Easy E. Got A.I.D.S. From F. Mercury
I Like Drugs And Child Abuse
Laughing When Leonard Peltier Gets Raped In Jail
I Convinced You To Beat Your Wife On A Daily Basis
I Sent Concentration Camp Footage To Americas Funniest Home Videos
Rancid Sucks (And The Clash Sucked Too)
I Paid J. Howell To Rape You
I Pushed Your Wife In Front Of The Subway
Extreme Noise Terror Is Afraid Of Us
<<<these are just the first of 39 tracks.
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Total 14 yr old zombie corpse reanimated by a fresh’un, but I wasn’t around when it was actuve.
Anywho, my addition might not be universally offensive, but my sister was in a band in college called Rick Allen’s Arm.
Which one, left or right?
There was once a band called Sandy Duncan’s Glass Eye.
The severed one. I don’t know/like Def Leppard enough to know which it was.
Are we rezzing this thread? I once saw an ad for a band called Diarrhea Planet.
There was a band from the West Coast called Fat and Fucked Up. There was a band in Tucson in the 80s called the Useless Pieces of Shit. I always thought they should combine.