Umm, this entire thread is NSFW.
I think this was a T-shirt hell one, too.
Front: On the back of this shirt are two people fucking.
Back: [picture of Jesus winking and giving a thumbs-up] Just kidding! Praise Jesus!
At a Catholic church fair this weekend we saw a 12-14 year old girl with a shirt that proclaimed that although horses were great, she preferred riding cowboys.
A onesie for an infant with the caption “Daddy shoulda asked for a BJ”.
I was in a souk (market) in Bahrain shortly after 9-11. Way in back a vendor had a t-shirt with Osama bin Laden on it. I walked back an hour later and the little shop was closed and shuttered.
‘Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy’ is a popular country song as well.
Also from t-shirt hell: A baby outfit with the words “I ripped Mommy a new one”
Maybe this isn’t so bad… It makes me laugh whenever I think of it, but I still can’t believe someone would wear it in public. It’s a shirt I’ve only ever seen in SF and Boston; it’s targeted at lesbian consumers. It says,** Let go of my ears. I know what I’m doing.**
Hey, I know someone who has (and wears) that. It’s pretty funny.
Saw one on a guy in Cancun said “I wouldn’t fuck you for practice”. Don’t imagine it helped him fuck anyone for real either.
Seen in South Africa. “Comrade is the Russian word for Moron”.
At a motorcycle rally:
“The louder the pipes, the smaller the penis”
Yep, we figured she explained to her parents that was what the shirt meant. The graphics on the tank top, her undergarment choice, etc said otherwise.
Seen on a giant man at a family resort. I eat Pussy like a fat man eats cake. I really wanted to tell him it was inappropriate for the venue but wife wouldn’t let me.
Stick a lit candle in it and li…n/m
“Let’s put the FUN back in FUNERAL.”
Text is always safe for work, unless there’s a large font headline or something. It’s the images that get people in trouble.
I assume he hadn’t fully considered the potential dual meaning of that statement.
Seen recently: Convenience store mom (with small daughter in tow) wearing T-shirt proclaiming in large bold type “Little cocks make me giggle”.
???
“Chicks with dicks” aka “shemales”.