Most offensive t-shirt?

A friend of mine has (or had) had this shirt to commemorate an actual event he attended in the 70s, somewhere in the wilds of New Jersey. He claimed to have never worn it in public.

Front: XXth Annual Goat Fuck and Barbecue
Back: Rape 'Em and Roast 'Em

The event did not actually feature goat fucking, for what it’s worth.

I saw a onesie that said, “Mommy just wanted a back rub”.

I wasn’t even close to offended but I can’t imagine it being more than just a gag gift for someone.

When I was at Punkin Chunkin last year, I saw a guy with one that said “My Dick Smells Like Chapstick,” and his girlfriend had a companion shirt that said something that played off that. I can’t remember exactly what it said… something like “I’m all out of Chapstick.”

I think you’re reaching with that one. I don’t think there is a double meaning to the shirt. It’s simply a play on the Trix cereal catch phrase saying that homosexuality is wrong. In other words it’s bad enough on its own merit to have a double meaning.

Unless it’s a pink shirt, or a woman’s T; I don’t see any reason why this wouldn’t be marketed toward hetero men too.

Well, yes. It is obviously not an intended double meaning on the part of the t-shirt maker. :smiley: I am merely explaining the joke Vinyl made.

Anything from The Big Johnson Store (NON-PORN, NSFW)

My ex boyfriend used to wear one that said, “Smile if you masturbated last night.” it wasn’t super offensive, but people either thought it was hilarious, or it made them very uncomfortable as he caught people looking and noticed their reaction.

Tshirt hell also has:
“Pirating Movies Saves Lives” over a batman logo.

I did almost buy a shirt from there once (the “Vaginas are weird!” shirt) but decided I didn’t really want to give them any money.

A friend of mine’s wife was livid when she saw this on some tees for sale.

Yes, but you have to wash it first.

Oh man this was the only shirt I’ve seen so far that…well it didn’t offend me…but made me go “whoa!”

Heading south from Minnesota on Sturgis weekend, I saw a lot of shirts with this on the back:

If you can read this, the bitch fell off

I saw one for sale at a gas station in South Carolina about 20 years ago or so. Picture of Martin Luther King march on Washington. Caption:

“If I’d know this was gonna happen, I would’ve picked my own cotton”
At least I didn’t see anyone wearing it

I’ve also seen the one that says “I’m the bitch that fell off.”

Um, not sure I get this. An oral sex reference? It’s vague enough that I can’t see anybody getting “livid” over it.

Or I’m just dumb. :slight_smile:

“I lost my virginity, but I still have the box it came in”.

Hahaha I remember when those were popular, when I was in high school. And kids wore them to school! (Until they got banned, I think)

Wasn’t there also a line of nude sports wink-wink shirts that were popular around this time?

Coed Naked XYZ.

Are you thinking of the “Coed Naked …” shirts?

Coed Naked, that’s right! I never bought one cuz I’m a pretty ugly chick, didn’t want to creep anyone out.

I didn’t mean those were offensive, though. Kids wore those to school without abandon as well. Just got reminded of them from the Big Johnson mention.

I haven’t seen these in person before but they’re pretty good.*

*For this thread.