That woman would have hated Tig Notaro’s appearance on Conan last month. (Notaro had a double mastectomy last summer.)
I’ve reported this before, and it’s worth a retelling. I really think this was a case of not knowing what the English said, she was just wearing something with “exotic writing.” But I stepped onto an elevator one time here in Bangkok. The only other occupant was this very pretty young Thai girl. She really was gorgeous. But I almost bust my gut trying to keep from laughing out loud during the entire ride down, because she was wearing a T-shirt that said, and in LARGE letters: “I FUCK ON THE FIRST DATE.”
The only other incident that came close was spotting another pretty Thai girl waiting for the Skytrain and wearing a T-shirt that said: “Nashville Pussy.”
Back in junior high in Texas, I picked up a T-shirt from a booth at the annual county fair that showed two big smiling pieces of feces shaking hands along with the slogan: “Get Your Shit Together.” My mother was none too happy when she found that.
Nashville Pussy is a band.
Ah ha! I see. Thanks. Still, I doubt the girl understood that any better than I did. Thais always go for stuff with English writing and often have little or no idea what it says.
(And please, no one tell me I Fuck on the First Date is a band name.)
I am now reminded of the small child – she couldn’t have been more than five or six years old – toddling around in a remote part of Tak province in the Lower North wearing an “Itty Bitty Titty Committee” T-shirt about 25 years ago.
Yeah, AFAIK I Fuck on the First Date isn’t a band.
I guess Nashville Pussy will be glad to know they have a female fan in Thailand.
I am so going to hell for laughing at that one.
Can you explain it to me, then?
Regards,
Shodan
If the people killed at the shooting at the showing of The Dark Knight Rises where the gunman went on a rampage had stayed at home and downloaded it, they’d still be alive.
Rick, I think you’ll enjoy this story about my Cousin Joy also…
Back in 2008, she and her husband were shopping for a new Lexus SUV. Her husband is a nice guy, but he’s also 12 years older than her (she was 49 at the time) and doesn’t have quite the devilish sense of humor that she and I share.
She was trying to decide between the mid-size (GX470) and full-size (LX570) models and asked the salesman how much bigger the LX570 was. He said “about 10 inches”. Then she asked how much more expensive it was, and he said, “about $10,000”.
She looked the salesman straight in the face and said, “Well I never thought I’d turn down 10 inches, but I’m not gonna pay $10,000 for it!” :dubious:
Her husband walked away, red-faced back to their car and they ended up going to another Lexus dealer to get her GX470…or “Stubby” as she has nicknamed it! 
Many years ago during my university days, I attended a party in which a guy showed up in a Hitler European Tour T-shirt and no it wasn’t an Offensive-T-Shirt theme party.
Thanks. Didn’t hear about that, or at least, didn’t remember hearing about it.
Regards,
Shodan
Seriously? 70 people were shot. 
I’m kind of amazed, Shodan. It and Sandy Hook are major catalysts for the most recent escalation in the gun debate. I’m Canadian and I heard about the killing via BBC by the next morning.
I hoping what Shodan meant was that he had thought of the shooting incident in question as the “Colorado movie theater shooting” rather than identifying it as the “Batman shooting.”
Was this in Texas? Seriously, I had one of those in university.
Not to mention there was at least one major thread about it on the Board.
When I was in high school back in the 70’s, there were a lot of guys wearing shirts like these. I don’t think any of the teachers ever caught on!
I saw a girl, about 14, with a shirt that just said OLD ENOUGH TO BUY BREAD!
THIS probably doesn’t seem offensive, except the woman who was wearing it was about 85 years old!:eek:
Holy shit, that is horrible.
Not long after 9/11 I saw someone wearing this:
This link is NSF anyone:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/tresser/4250527347/lightbox/
“I plane NY” with a plane instead of a heart.
I wanted to kill the fucker. Still pisses me off when I think about it.
I used to have a t-shirt of an original GnR album cover. My dad shamed me into throwing it in a fire. I think it ended up on the inside of the album notes.
This link is NSFW
http://static.gigwise.com/artists/appetite%20for%20destruction600.jpg
I…don’t get it at all…
Maybe he meant “Old enough to get bread”? It’s an old joke I remember from Texas: “If she’s old enough to go to the store, she’s old enough to get bread (bred).”
Ah, yes, that does fit the bill…