Well, I didn’t see it worn, but I actually did see this shirt that Walmart got in trouble for selling, awhile back.
Apparently, as the story came out, the guy doing graphic design at their T-shirt company had just browsed a bunch of stock art, found a graphic he didn’t recognize, put it on a shirt design, and no one caught it until it was already on the shelves. It seems the Walmart people haven’t been watching the History Channel enough to recognize the big ol’ Totenkopf…
PK, I’m sure you don’t find sexual relations among old people offensive. I think you meant to type “This probably doesn’t seem very interesting, but what made it outstanding was that the woman . . . .”
Three that I can recall:
I had a t-shirt with a picture of a chubby man pulling the band of his shorts out and looking down at his crotch. The caption on the shirt said “Polish Peeping Tom.”
Got a shirt in Maui from some bar that said “Liquor up front - Poker in the rear.”
In my National Lampoon days I got a shirt had a couple of innocuous phases on it. When you pulled up the bottom line to partially cover the top line - like the old back page of a Mad magazine - it said “Fuck Off.”
Again back in university in Texas, I knew a girl who had one of those.
No. The old saying was “old enough to buy bread, old enough to give head”. Which is why a young girl wearing it is offensive.
The old bag looked like the Crypt Keeper. The thought of her having sex **IS **offensive.
Willie Nelson wore one in Songwriter.
Yes, it was in Texas. I am certain you weren’t the individual in question. Unpleasant things happened to him that night.
Never heard that version before.
What, because of the shirt? Odd. They all laughed when I wore it. I believe it even had the dates for England and Russia struck through with “Canceled” next to them.
ROTFL!
That does it. I’m in love. 
Well, since I do too, I don’t need to ask, “Why don’t you just suck my dick, then?” do I?
I own this Goodyear Pimps (band) t-shirt. I only wear it to bars and concerts.
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Hence your user name?
I’ll pass, handsome.:rolleyes:
Smart men get less hair.
But they get more head.
A caterpillar trying to hump a crinkle-cut french fry. The FF is saying, “Knock it off, asshole. I’m a french fry.”
A picture of a bloody hammer with the caption “She was asking for it.”
I remember that cartoon from the National Lampoon.
If they ever perfect home t-shirt making technology, some method that will allow you to print directly on the cloth with dyes that will last as long as a silk-screened t-shirt, there are a few hundred NatLamp cartoons I want to have on my chest.
Hey, do not knock the value of more than sixty years of practice.
Not to mention the advantage of removable teeth.
I got the shirt in Wildwood, NJ, back in the mid-late 1980s. I suspect it’s still available.
All teeth are removable.
If you don’t believe me just smart-off the wrong guy at your local dive bar.
lol
And then there’s the Lee Harvey Oswald Band tee.
Of course, given the passage of 50 years of time, most of the people who would have been offended by it have passed on.
