I didn’t like either Bush president, but I still found a “Buck Fush” shirt offensive.
I actually own that one.
None of my students get it.
Unless you were in third grade, and watched your teacher cry at the news. There’s a lot of us former kids still around.
after an evening of heavy drinking south of the border I bought a shirt that said
my dick wants to buy you a drink
never had the balls to wear it though
You have to give points for effort, this is gold compared to the braindead “I RAPE ON THE FIRST DATE” shit that finds its way onto most edgy t-shirts.
Politically themed, I was really proud of a shirt I had that said “Meet the Fuckers” with pictures of GW Bush and Dick Cheney. I still have it, but it’s more embarassing now, not because of the sentiment, but because I was dumb enough to blow $15 on a screen printed t-shirt that I can wear next to nowhere.
Now it’s 2013, people have completely forgotten Meet the Fockers, and almost forgotten Dick Cheney (!), and even those who get it will mostly just question why the hell I’m wearing a shirt a minimum 4.33 years obsolete.
I’ll have to hold onto it until the mid-2020s when aughts-retro is in style.
That reminds me of this story from 2005.
Hey, I’m one of you. I was in fifth grade.
But I think that most of the people who would be offended by that shirt would have been a bit older than we are.
“We Like Raping” below a picture of some dudes rapping on a microphone. So very offensive.
Seen: I like my women like I like my coffee…ground up and in the freezer.
And not half as bad as some of the others seen here, but back when I was in college I had a DVD of Chuck Palahniuk speaking at a college. He was talking about fashion and why people get all excited over ridiculous things like beaver skin hats. He said people love fashion “because you can’t just wear a shirt that says, ‘I am so rich. My dick is so big.’” My brother and I turned to each other, wide-eyed and smiling. The next day we bought plain white t-shirts and make-your-own-design iron-ons. We did kind of cheat, though…we wrote it in Fight Club font so it was very difficult to read.
Remember the t-shirts popular in the 70s that had a finger pointing to one side and the words “I’m with stupid”? I saw one recently that said “He likes it up the ass”.
I have quite a few t-shirt hell shirts and other offensive t-shirts. Some of the more memorable experiences:
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I had a Charles Manson for President shirt that I wore to my very first jury duty summons. The judge actually seemed to be amused by it, but some of the other jurors were none too pleased with me.
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The week after the columbine massacre happened, my friend and I started making and selling “Columbine High School Gun Club” t-shirts from those crappy iron on transfers. We ended up selling about 20 of them to our fellow students.
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I got a stern talking to for my “My grandpa has a magic lap” and my “Jesus hates you” shirts, both outside of the same Target.
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I wore a t-shirt for the band Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles. The back said “Its not rape, its surprise sex” to a concert a couple of years ago. Throughout the day I was stopped at least 20 times asking to get a picture with the shirt. One woman was very persistent in trying to get me to give her the shirt. Then one woman came over to me and just said “I was raped when I was younger and your shirt really hurt me”. Kinda killed the fun, so I bought another shirt to wear the rest of the day.
A friend of mine had a t-shirt that said, “I bowled a 300 with my ben-wa balls.” Some people found it offensive. I found it hysterical!
I have a job shirt from a powerhouse I worked on a few years ago. Front of the shirt had a pocket with Duck Creek Power House and the back was artwork and in big letters,
If you can read this, my FOREMAN fell off!
I hsve one that mimics the “I Heart NY” campaign:
F<3
C K
A decade or so back, there were these T-shirts that said “Property of N’ Sync”.
(For anything that had better things going on in their life since then, N’ Sync was the boy band Justin Timberlake was in. Saved you a Google.)
I saw a woman with a shirt that read: “I have the pussy therefore I’m in charge.”
Saw another one that had a 10 year old kid holding a banana with the caption “I like bananas, but they don’t spurt like Dad’s.”
Please tell your cousin Joy that she is fuckin’ awesome!
You know the classic “I [heart] NY” design? There’s a T-shirt out there where the heart has been replaced by an airplane.
I guess this is not really all that offensive. Not even to the wearer really.
on the front: You are What You Eat
on the back: Cunt
I kind of expected that but it was still startlingly funny to see a guy walking around with a T-shirt that says “Cunt” on the back!
He didn’t look like he’d be too worried if anybody took issue with it.
The most offensive t shirt I saw said “I fucked the Olsen Twins before they were famous”.