Most offensive thing one movie character has ever said to another

[you_with_the_face]

@Hal Briston

Morris Day in Purple Rain: “How’s the family?”

You can’t quote this line without adding the requisite “Waah!” guffaw at the end. Makes the whole thing meaner.

[Hey_It_s_That_Guy]

@you with the face

You can’t quote this line without adding the requisite “Waah!” guffaw at the end. Makes the whole thing meaner.

What was the context behind Morris Day’s line?

[River_Hippie]

“I will gouge out your eyes and skull-fuck you!”

[Labdad]

Leo (Robert Prosky) to Frank (James Caan) in Thief:

I’ll put ya cunt wife on the street to be fucked in the ass by niggers and Puerto Ricans. Ya kids mine because I bought 'it. You got ‘im on loan, he is leased, you are renting him. I’ll whack out ya whole family. People’ll be eatin’ 'em in their lunch tomorrow in their Wimpyburgers and not know it.

[HighFructose]

What no “Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder!” yet?

[you_with_the_face]

@Big Bad Voodoo Lou

What was the context behind Morris Day’s line?

Morris’ band, high off the adrenaline of their performance a few moment before, parade past Prince’s dressing room. They decide to antagonize Prince right before he goes on stage by asking him about the family. The question is cruel because Prince’s father had attempted suicide the day before and was in the hospital.

[Turek]

@gigi

Your mother sucks cocks in hell.

@Nurobath

I haven’t been fucked like that since grade school.

From? Attributions, please.

[KneadToKnow]

@you with the face

The question is cruel because Prince’s father had attempted suicide the day before and was in the hospital.

And had beaten the mom up pretty good, to boot. Hence not just “How’s Pops?”

[Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew]

@Turek

From? Attributions, please.

The first one is from The Exorcist.

[Rysdad]

“Jane, you ignorant slut…”

(I know, that was on TV and not a movie, but still…)

[ianzin]

I don’t have direct quotes to hand, I’m afraid, but I would have thought several of Ben Kingsley’s outbursts and diatribes in Sexy Beast would deserve a mention in this thread. ‘Offensive’ doesn’t even start to describe the way he addresses the other characters.

[KneadToKnow]

@Turek

From? Attributions, please.

The second is from Fight Club.

[Martin_Hyde]

@Turek

From? Attributions, please.

The second is from Fight Club.

[Leaper]

And I believe the second Turek asks about is Fight Club?

Edited to add: Woo hoo! #3 when it only took me 40 seconds tops to read, then post!

I almost feel… proud. sniff

[Count_Blucher]

“Man, what’d she do? Felate a bee-hive?”
“Felate?”
“I read, I can conjugate. But the last time I saw a mouth like that, it was trying to eat Jacques Cousteau…”

[FriarTed]

@CalMeacham

“In order to understand Death you must fuck Life in the belly”

From “Andy Warhol’s Frankenstein” (which Andy Warhol had virtually nothing to do with). Among other things, it bothered me because the quote seemed backwards – the Doctor wants to understand Life, after all, and he’s violating a corpse.

I think the quote is actually “… in the gall bladder.”

[BoBettie]

“Thank God your momma died given birth; if she’da seen ya she’da died of shame”

From Oh Brother Where Art Thou

[Robot_Arm]

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: “I’ll bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around.”

[Beware_of_Doug]

Just about anything Col. Jessup said in the climax of his testimony in A Few Good Men.

[choie]

Oh gosh. Well, half of almost anything said by David Thewlis’s character Johnny in Naked. This is one of the nicer remarks, said to an older woman who’s coming on to him:

@Johnny

You think you can recapture your youth by fucking it? You don’t want to fuck me. You’ll catch something cruel.

Also, this classic from The Silence of the Lambs:

@Hannibal Lechter

You know what you look like to me, with your good bag and your cheap shoes? You look like a rube. A well scrubbed, hustling rube with a little taste. Good nutrition’s given you some length of bone, but you’re not more than one generation from poor white trash, are you, Agent Starling? And that accent you’ve tried so desperately to shed: pure West Virginia. What is your father, dear? Is he a coal miner? Does he stink of the lamp? You know how quickly the boys found you… all those tedious sticky fumblings in the back seats of cars… while you could only dream of getting out… getting anywhere… getting all the way to the FBI.

Finally, from the same film, we go from verbose to concise:

@Miggs

I can smell your cunt.

:: shudder :: Poor Clarice.