Dubya vs. a thrown shoe
King Kong vs. a plane on a treadmill
Pennywise (from IT) vs. Ronald McDonald
John Wayne Gacy vs. Pennywise
The Family Circus kids vs. Jason, Freddy Krueger, and Michael Myers!
“Mommy says you guys are cereal killers! Why?! We like cereal!”
[screams and red mist fill the air]