Most Popular Threads of 2002

Here they are, folks. The most popular threads on the SDMB in the last year, by posts and views. See what you’ve missed, find out what goes on in the forums you don’t read.

I looked them up by posts first. Where there’s one or zero threads by views, it’s because one or both of the highest by posts was also highest by views. A few are old threads that got bumped this year. Please don’t bump any of these.
About This Message Board

By Posts:
Another question for the owners/adminstrators of this board: Replacement Cecil by Fenris
Is anyone getting weird mail at their SDMB e-mail ? by SpaceDog
  By Views:
“Fortune Telling” button does not work by sirjamesp
Editing posts by AladyLikeNoOther
Comments on Cecil’s Columns

Posts:
Genocide/democide/politicide by alewbail
Why the lame columns lately? by Ludovic
  Views:
Swallowing String and Death by Torus
Comments on Staff Reports

Posts:
Ouija board, please explain this? by Delphinus
Who killed Jesus by Paul.Streeter
General Questions:

Posts:
Infinity Question by owlofcreamcheese
Are more missile attacks on airliners imminent? If so, what do we do? by Stinkpalm
  Views:
Puzzle - ordering of US States by fighting ignorant
Am I farting holes in my underwear? by RickJay
Great Debates:

Posts:
“Bush is a crook” says Mr. Krugman by elucidator
White Nationalism, Part II by Gaudere
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Ask the Gay Guy IV! by Esprix
“Witness” by Dave Swaney
Cafe Society:

Posts:
If LotR Had Been Written By Someone Else!? by Fingolfin
US Big Brother 3 by handy
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Books you read when you were young that absolutely shocked/disturbed you by pepperlandgirl
In My Humble Opinion:

Posts:
What’s the most obscure thing you know? by Knighted Vorpal Sword
Odd little habits you have by wevets
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What’s the dumbest moment in history? by Cymru Annibynnol
Mundane Pointless Stuff I Must Share:

Posts:
Word Association - You know the drill. by Mr. Cynical
Doper Diplomacy - Fall and Winter 2002 by RTFirefly
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Funny things said during love making/intimate moments… by Whammo
May 5, 1945 - we shall remember. by Coldfire
The BBQ Pit:

Posts:
His4Ever, JerseyDiamond and Joe_Cool are hypocrites. by Homebrew
God forbid we teach our kids by MrVisible
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Get off my plane, mind-melded Fundie zealots! by Satan
So, that’s the list, the best and worst of the Dope. Once again, please don’t bump these, or the moderators of the respective forums will kill me.

What do you think should have been on this list? What shouldn’t? What was the most important thing that happened on the SDMB this year?

Geez. I only read three of these. I seem to have a real problem picking winner threads in my selective reading.

I’m almost scared to ask how you arrived at this list…methinks you and the search feature spent many a late nights together…

All I can say is WOW! Kudos to you.

If you go down to the blue bar at the bottom of the thread listing in a forum, you can select what it shows. It says "Showing threads 1 to 50 of [somenumber], sorted by [thread title; last post time; number of replies; number of views; thread starter] in [ascending, descending] order, from [a bunch of timespans]. Just set it to 1 year, sorted by replies or views.

All that coding took longer than finding the threads.

Well, this is nice and all, but I think some results are skewed. For example, my May 5, 1945 thread was written in 2000 originally. This means that the posts and views you counted as “2002” ones are really cumulitative ones since the OP in May of 2000. I doubt it’s the third best viewed thread this year. Same applies for Satan’s Pit thread, which was bumped this year. The OP isn’t even a member of this board anymore.

Other than that, nice work.

Yeah, Coldfire, I realized that. But the only way to filter out the old threads would be to open them all up and count the number of posts from 2002, and there’s absolutely no way for me to count the number of views from 2002.

That’s also why I did more than one per forum, so that there is at least one new one.

I’m so proud.

Thank you all. I am both humbled and pleased.

Esprix

Wow! I started the Number 2 thread in the Pit!

I’d like to point out that the thread in question was locked down after four days, due to the size of the thread affecting board performance.

I humbly submit:
Stealing from the SDMB? Metatus.com by Joey G
(Hey, that many views for a lurkers OP is a big deal) :slight_smile:

As well you should be. I loved that thread.

Wow, I’m so uncool. I only read one of these threads, and even then I just skimmed it cuz my head started to hurt.

So when, Esprix, are you going to re-open ATGG V? (I know there was one, which went MIA in the Winter of Our Missed Content.) I’ve learned a lot from the 4.5 ATGG threads, and would welcome learning more.

Wow Wikkit , I’m impressed!

Good job!:smiley:

Thanks. I expected someone else to beat me to the punch.

And at least one of those threads has alreayd been bumped. Oops.

Sometime set the ‘showing threads’ thing to ‘from the beginning’ in your favorite forum. It’s amazing how much time you can waste retro-lurking…

I’m on the list!

I’m on the list!

Whoo - hooo!

:smiley:

Oh! My! GOD!

I won! You like me! You really like me!

I want to take this opportunity to thank my parents, God and Ayn Rand and all the little people who made this possible!

I’d also like to take this opportunity to thank Mrs Krabbaple, my third grade dance teacher for her encouragement, my mailmain (HI MR. LUMPKIN) for delivering my invitiation to this award show, the flasher on the corner where I work for making me realize that not all men are created equal.

Thank you!

I love you ALL!

< bursts into tears >

Fenris

:: Supresses secret glee that arch-nemesis Scylla didn’t make the list ::

Huh. I figured your parents would have been wolves of some sort.

He’s already been responsible for the most popular thread dedicated to a single essay, and it’s only March. You’re going to have to do something impressive to beat him this year.

Sorry for bumping, I ran across this thread and felt all paternal-like or something.