I am adopting your food pyramid.
I have already started on the caffeine group. Later after work I will start in on the sugar and alcohol groups.
Stuff I drink has Zero calories! Good stuff. Kroger brand Cola Oh!
Quite a lot of sweet items are very unhealthy… Especially the Polo mints, which are not only bad for you because they are sweet, but they also have tons of sugar, so will rot your teeth!
Also, a few years ago, one of the UK’s pub chains added a burger to their menu, which had 2000 calories in it…
Moving to CS.
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You haven’t started on the alcohol group yet? 
Chances are these guys will serve it:
http://www.heartattackgrill.com/menu.html
Octuple Bypass Burger - $23.36 (Add 40 bacon slices - $7.40)
“Over 350 pounds? Eat free!”
Im going to lv in a month, i have lost 28 pounds over the last year, but still am over 350…i think this will be one of my stops.
Knuckle sandwiches.
I’m on a break right now. It’s like sleeping. You don’t want to sleep and interrupt being awake but you kind of have to, you know, to live.
The Quadruple Bypass Burger has 3-4 days worth of calories for me.
Just sayin’…
Little Debbie makes these things that show up in the vending machine at work sometimes. It’s a triple decker made of three greasy oatmeal cookies and two layers of lard/sugar filling.
They are actually pretty tasty, but I’ve only gotten one about three times in the last 5 years. They are about 500 calories and gone in three-four bites.
It’s these but the vending machine version is three layers.
Do they weigh you before your meal or when they bring the check? Cause.:dubious:
Pour it on Lucky Charms and you get an Irish Continental Breakfast!
If I rememver from Fluffy Breaks Even, it’s before. And you stand on a scale in front od the store.
How about Deep Fried Butter? Because what butter - an entire stick of butter - really needs is to be coated in batter, deep fried, and then drizzled with cinnamon frosting. I’ll admit to being curious and repulsed at the same time.
When I was a kid, our soft drink consumption was limited to 7-Up, when we were sick. But on the other hand, we hauled in four shopping bags full of candy every Halloween. And it didn’t even last us very long.
You get weighed at the autopsy.
Are you talking about sugar cookies, which are similar to Scottish shortbread with some extra sugar sprinkled on top?
I’ve loved these for years, though in moderation. And I normally scrape the extra sugar off before eating them. Still, they do make a great companion to tea!
Official Rules:
Over 350 lbs? EAT FREE!
Must weigh with nurse BEFORE each burger!
- One single bypass & fries at a time
- Weigh in between each new burger
- Unlimited!
- No sharing!
- No “to go” orders!
- Must purchase beverage with each burger
If you do not finish your meal, your nurse will administer spankings!
(Keep the paddle - $8.09)
That seems a tad irresponsible.
Reminds me of the “burger” they sell at the Jacksonville FL stadium. You need four people to finish it. What’s the point?