“It was either the Octuple Bypass Burger or the Deep Fried Butter. I won’t know till I get him back to the lab.”
“And we’re still trying to figure out how to get the front-end loader through the morgue doors.”
There’s always a few places that pride themselves on ‘The Fattest, Most-Unhealthiest (sic), Most Disgusting, Sugariest Burger/Pizza/Sandwich/Doughnut/Whatever!! And if you finish it in less than 11.3 seconds, you get another absolutely free!!!’.
Jackass with food.
This is my “eat all you want and never get fat” snack. Though I don’t like it too much. So I probably won’t eat more than a small bag at a time.
Another snack I consider healthy.
Broccoli.
Extremely unhealthy to anyone who tries to serve it to me as a snack. Triage nurse at ER: “You have broccoli stuck up where?”
I’m disappointed that sour gummy worms are so high up on the list but my guess would have to be something like cosmic brownies, due to their relative weight to all these foods and their stupid high amnt of saturated fat…
So many yummy things that are so unhealthy, it’s hard to choose.
Let’s see . . .
There’s the doughnut burger, of course: hamburger patty, cheese, bacon, and glazed doughnuts instead of a bun. Saw that at a fair once, but didn’t try it – looked kind of gross, really.
Fried ice cream – That’s a magnificent, unhealthy treat if there ever was one. It’s wonderful if made fresh and served warm; nowadays, though, it’s usually made ahead of time and served cold. Just not the same.
Oh, and double-fried doughnuts – doughnut dunked in a sweet batter, deep-fried, and served with chocolate syrup.
You win the thread!
And the double cheeseburger with two grilled cheese sandwiches for the bun. It was at Friendly’s; sadly ours closed down before I could try it as a birthday treat.
http://www.thisiswhyyourefat.com/ “47-Layer Dip”?!
I checked out that link-- I think I gained 10 pounds just by looking at that stuff. (OMG, twinkie casserole!)
:rolleyes: Must not be any Southerners here, because no one mentioned the semi-legendary Moon Pie.
Two large flat cookies, with marshmallow filling between them, then covered in icing. And let’s not forget the artificial banana flavoring, if that is your flavor of choice. :dubious:
♫ …In the daytime I’m Mr. Natural
Just as healthy as I can be.
But at night I’m a Junk Food Junkie
Good Lord have pity on me … ♫
Moon Pie together with a tall, cold Yahoo. :o About the only two things I enjoyed spending my summers in West Virginia.
Just stopped by to mention Pop-Tarts.
[checks out site]
[…]
Breakfast Cookies
Potato patties filled with ham, bacon, and cheese.
Thanksgivukkah Holiday Balls
Crisp latke-style potato and onion batter crusted ball encased in turkey and sage sausage stuffing shell with a liquid cranberry sauce center.
**
KFC’s Deep Fried Soup**
A creamy soup corn potage deep fried to a crisp.
Bacon Mac ‘N’ Cheese Pie with Bacon Lattice
Mac ‘n’ cheese in a crispy woven lattice pie crust.
Baked Brownie Ice Cream Bowls
[checks hours until dinner]
Now I really want to try those latke turkey cranberry things…