Heh! Crude, but accurate.
The Pump Room was the base club. She and I both lived on the ship, and had already spent too much time at the Pump Room that evening… At least there was a semi-opaque cap on my truck.
On the bench outside the back door of the American Airlines Stewardess Training Center… until we were interrupted by fire ants.
Ouch!
Twice on a couch at parties with the rest of the party-goers watching. Art school really is all it’s cracked up to be.
I guess I’m more adventerous when it comes to things to do than where they’re done.
On our wedding night, for the first time.
I win. 
hmmm.
In a hot tub in Boulder Colorado, on the roof at night when it was snowing–awesome.
Driving I-80 thru Nebraska-full out intercourse, he was driving and I climbed into his lap. Thank god for cruise control.
Kids-don’t try that at home. We were the only humans for miles… 
I used to have the on-off keys to the elevators in the high rise i helped manage. So one count for in a stopped elevator right smack in the middle of the workday. Also, same building, in a vacant, carpeted office space on an upper floor, she was facing the window standing up with her dress pulled up and I was behind her, so we could both enjoy the view.
Got a blow job in an airplane between Denver and Chicago once.
15th green - Big Run Golf Course in Lemont, Il. Late at night - we went there exclusively for that purpose.
By the Abe Lincoln statue in Grant Park.
On the couch in the boss’s office after hours.
On a distillation tower top 200 feet in the air.
My husband’s boss’s desk.
I gave head under a table at a restaurant on several occasions.
The Monorail. Short skirt for me, large coat for the ex. Nobody got off, unfortunately. Well, off the train, yes. Nobody seemed to notice anything amiss, after all, it was just a girl sitting on her boyfriend’s lap, being playful. Blushing.
Hmmm, I live in Lemont, anything special about the 15th green or would any of them do?
Well, it looks like a spectacular view, if nothing else.
Library of Congress.
Full-on insertion action:
[ul][li]Church gazebo at night (no non-destructive way into the church).[/li][li]In the parking lot of an airport. It sounds better if I include the details: 1) She was handcuffed and blindfolded, 2) I lightly ran the edge of a knife over her skin to get her excited. That particular girlfriend was into some pretty darn kinky stuff. She stars in the church gazebo incident too.[/li][li]On a boulder at a beach in San Luis Obispo during the day.[/li][li]In the hallway of my girlfriend’s apartment. (Friend was crashing with us and we needed a modicum of privacy. Found out later that he’d heard slurping noises from my girlfriend’s preliminary ministrations and desperately pretended to be asleep. Thanks, Eric.)[/ul][/li]
Oral/Digital:
[ul][li]On a train in Tokyo. (With my girlfriend, not a schoolgirl or an OL I molested.)[/li][li]On a couple of planes.[/li][li]At the snow festival in Hokkaido.[/li][li]In a coffee shop.[/li][li]In the car, while driving.[/ul][/li]
Almost all of these were just because of being young(er) and horny. I haven’t gone out of my way to increase my Purity Test score, it just sorta happened that way.
Intercourse? Merrie Way, a parking lot (in the middle) that overlooks the Sutro Baths.
Other stuff? I’ve received oral in the Ocean Beach parking lot half a mile south of Merrie Way. Then some weird guy started standing around the car, so we drove to the other end of the parking lot and continued. A minute later, the same guy pulls up nexts to us again, at which point we decided to leave.
More unusual was when we went to Great America, and we went up in one of those skyway dealies- the little cars that hang from cables that carry you across the park. Best blowjob ever, and I overcame my fear of heights for a few minutes that day.
Since this is basically a poll, I’ll move it to IMHO for you.
Cajun Man
for the SDMB
In the spoon of the Spoonbridge and Cherry Fountain , in the sculpture garden next to the Walker Art Center, Minneapolis, Minnesota.
In every academic building at my alma mater. Favorite: observatory dome.
On the alter at a dorm chapel, alma mater. Kinky girlfriend.
Graveyard.
High school band bus.
Redwood forest near Big Sur. I kept expecting to see Ewoks.
Mt. St. Helens. I kept expecting to be eaten by a bear.
New Orleans alley during Mardi Gras.
Back of a truck at the county fair. My first time!
Soccer field, playground slide, football field, baseball field.
Nightclub bathroom.
Hotel balcony.
High in a tree. Very awkward and painful.
On the balcony of the Four Seasons Hotel in Newport Beach, California.
In full view of the parking lot.
In broad daylight.
(Seemed like a good idea at the time. Probably because of all the champagne… And mushrooms :rolleyes: )
UW-Madison campus on a not very comfortable bench being gazed upon by a very solemn bronze Abraham Lincoln on Bascom Hill.
Got a blow job on her Dad’s desk, in his office, at his place of employment while he was working in the next room.
That was her turn-on, sex with a high chance of getting caught.
Ack, I’ve probably tried on clothes in that changing room! :eek: