DrMatrix I refer you to my earlier post
That’s what I get for skimming.
I’ll just slink away now.
Yeah, back to the pyarmids with you! 
Y’know, I think Londo used Cock Sauce on his Spoo.
I think cock sauce works with anything. It’s the perfect accent to any meal, makes a great snack, and a glorious gargle.
And if those are the size of the balls, just imagine the size of the rest of the fish!
Here in the Land of the Trolls, fish balls are typically served in white sauce. I want you to imagine keeping a straight face in front of the in-laws when served
that. 
:eek: No way! Mr. Brain’s faggots kick ass!
Now what will amuse me when I am wandering along the frozen foods section. It just can’t be true. I mean I never even got to taste one cotton pickin’ faggot.
[Homer]Mmmmmmm…faggots[/homer]
No, I refuse to believe it. Tomorrow when I go back to Uni, I’m going straight down to my local supermarket and checking it out.
Mental picture of nocturnal_tick marching to the customer service desk at the supermarket and in a loud voice saying,
I demand some faggots this instant!
He is suddenly surrounded by the Village People, and they ask, “What kind would you like, Sir?”
I can see the ad campaign now:
I read this and instantly heard:
[Y.M.C.A]DAAAAA DA DAAAAAA…DA DA DADA DADA DAAAAA[/Y.M.C.A]
…and then…
Simulthought!
Alls I need now is a few friends* and some costumes…I call the Indian…
*Ahem…paging AngelicGemma…
You’re confusing them with the Mouseketeers. The Faggoteers were Leather, Bottom, Toppy, Butch, Lipstick and Tinky-Winky.
Eve, you really need to work Faggot Families into the title of your next book.
Hijack, but when I was a very young Faggot eater we used to love to sing “Screw Totie Fields” to the tune of Strawberry Fields. It works far better than the Pink Floyd/Wizard thing.
Since the company is in bankruptcy, I wonder how much they’d accept for their logo? I can see this becoming the bestselling T shirt in quite a few genre markets.
So, if copyright were secured, would anybody be interested in a T-shirt or totebag of this image?
I love this trivia tidbit from the website with the Doody Family:
I wonder how Richard the Lionheart ever sat down Henry and Eleanor and said “Mom, dad, I’m a savoury duck…”
Oh damn. I don’t even have a costume! Runs to the nearest costume shop
I was thinking of that tune as I posted, nocturnal_tick. Polycarp must have read my mind. 
So here’s a challenge- how many movie and book titles can you think of using the faggots food group in? A few that come to mind:
Like Water for Faggots
They Eat Faggots Don’t They?
Faggots and Sympathy
I think this needs a national day of mourning. 
*A Fistful of Faggots
A Few Faggots More
The Good, the Bad, and the Faggots
Lord of the Faggots
Faggot 9/11
12 Angry Faggots
A Faggot Named Desire
Faggot on a Hot Tin Roof
Men in Faggots
Gone With the Faggot
A Perfect Faggot
The Faggot of Alcatraz
The Loneliness of the Long Distance Faggot
Clockwork Faggot
Outlaw Josey Faggot
Biloxi Faggot
Full Metal Faggot
We Were Faggots
Saving Faggot Ryan
Faggot, Interrupted
The Running Faggot
In the Heat of the Faggot
The Faggot, the Thief, his Wife, and her Lover
Juliet of the Faggots
Faster Faggot, Kill Kill
I went to Morrisons today for a quick shop and peeked inside the frozen food section. No faggots. And when I say a quick peek I mean I went down the aisles about 3 or 4 times. Unfortunately the Indian costume is yet to arrive and I had too much shopping to run from security screaming “I WANT MY FAGGOTS!”
I bought some two or three weeks ago from Sainsbury’s. Had them for dinner yesterday.
Hmmm… Given Anaheim’s hockey team, perhaps you could have the West Hollywood Savoury Ducks?
And the movie possibilities…
“When Emilio Estevez agrees to coach a youth hockey team, he never dreams that the boys have a special secret…” :eek: