You paid for some faggots two or three weeks ago and you’re just now having them for dinner? Geez, and I thought I took things too slowly.
“All good things to him who waits.” – Anthony Hopkins 
I just checked www.tesco.com and they’re selling 4 faggots in rich sauce for £1!!!
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Diligent research turned up this active site featuring Mr. Brain’s creations. Should your tastes run more to the Scandinavian, you can also get Iceland faggots.
That site proved to be most interesting. Here, for example, are Mini-Dickmanns. And, of course, extensive previous discussion has already been done in regards to Spotted Dick, which is “a favorite of schoolchildren throughout England.” Hmmmm…
And of course faggots are traditionally served with peas and chips, such as these Pricks..
And certainly anyone interested in the previous topics of the culinary art would find their meal topped off by a treat of some Spunk – which intriguingly was named by Astrid Lindgren of Pippi Longstocking fame! Or perhaps you’d prefer a Gaytime. Also on our dessert menu is a Banana Bum Bum. I positively refuse to write a double entendre link to this.
Those of differing tastes may prefer some Jussipussi. Clearly you will want, with it, some Bush. And in tribute to the lady who first discovered faggots on the SDMB, allow me to take you to a page in honor of Evaspussi. And I honestly don’t know what to make of this.
“rudefood” is not only bookmarked, but shall be forwarded to appropriate friends.