some Coen brothers movies:
Miller’s Crossing: Smart ass works crime bosses.
Fargo: Murders in a snowy land.
Raising Arizona: Need a kid? Steal one.
The Big Lebowski: Fuck it Dude, let’s bowl.
Intolerable Cruelty: Wife gonna take your money.
The Hudsucker Proxy: Big dork invents hula hoops.
Barton Fink: Whiny writer neighbor of Satan.
And now for your animated, CGI special!
Spirited Away: Girl loses name, save parents
Ghost in the shell: Cyborg and worm fused as one
Howl’s Moving Castle:Pretty, but don’t make sense
Ice Age: Extinct animals befriend Baby
Shrek: Ugly orge saves princess
Shrek II: Too many movies rip off
Monster Inc.: Forbidden love between man and monster
Find Nemo:Fishy Dad looks for son
The Bond series:
Dr. No: Capt. Hook villain establishes template.
From Russia With Love: Girl fight in purist’s delight.
Goldfinger: Sisters, Koreans, gadgets, “Pussy”… ka-ching!
Thunderball: Broke “no two brunettes” rule.
You Only Live Twice: Phoning it in from Japan.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service: Savalas, Rigg, skiiing… and Lazenby?
Diamonds Are Forever: Tiffany cases toupee (just kidding)
Live and Let Die: Bond in Harlem… say what?
The Man With the Golden Gun: Assassin story shoots blanks, amazingly.
The Spy Who Loved Me: Battle of the sexes, Hamlisched.
Moonraker: Great teaser stunt; Jaws II.
For Your Eyes Only: Greek tragedy – nobody keeps decoder.
Octopussy: Break egg for nuke omelette?
A View to a Kill: Walken’s full of hot air.
The Living Daylights: Timothy of Arabia plays cellist.
License to Kill: Coke kingpins are ground meat.
Goldeneye: Brosnan’s Bond retires rogue “00”.
Tomorrow Never Dies: Chinese ally assists Pryce check.
The World is Not Enough: Stockholm Syndrome plot sublimely ridiculous.
Die Another Day: Jinxed curtain call fences nostalgia.