“I have to return some video tapes” - American Psycho
“We’re gonna get high, high, high” - Platoon
Me too.
Whenever the doorbell rings:
“That must be Nigel with the Brie”
“I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that.”
“What’s in the box!?”
Yep. Gotta do it.
Dave’s not here, man.
Whenever someone suggests going somewhere even somewhat inaccessible:
“One does not simply walk into Mordor”
Whenever I find myself naked in a biker bar I always walk up to the biggest guy in the room and say, “I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle.” Every Single Time.
Do you also forget to say “please”?
And he has the cigar burns to prove it.
When people point something out to me that impresses them:
“It’s only a model.”
“Let’s go get sushi and not pay.”
When someone says that they have something for me, I ask “Is it a pony?”
It’s a really obscure quote, few people know it. From a sort of bad 80s movie.
Whenever the device I’m using starts to run low on battery I blurt out “Battery Aziz!”
Whenever someone says something about ice water, I break into Chico Marx with “Cut up an onion - that will make your ize water.”
I am a man, and live in the UK. It used to irritate me when anyone said ‘guys’ in reference to a mixed gender group. Such as - ‘Can you guys get your admin done by Friday?’ My reply for about 3 years was always -
‘We are not guys, we are hot chicks’.
No-one ever commented or even acknowledged it.
(It’s from Dude, Where’s My Car?)
MiM
It’s completely standard, and has been for decades, for “guys” to refer to a mixed gender group in California. I never even notice it.
Groucho Marx, the “The Cocoanuts”. A guest at the hotel calls the front desk and asks for some ice water, and Groucho says “I’ll send up an onion. That’ll make your eyes water>”
“I’m not even mad. I’m impressed.”
“I immediately regret this decision!”
"That escalated quickly!"
“Milk was a bad choice!”
(Anchorman)