Movie Merger Madness

These are still open, and I have no idea:

“Bogart, in search of a Big Mac, instead discovers gold while searching for jewelry. His love entanglements with two women result in his becoming a semi-recluse, living with two other men and a donkey.”

“Two Scandinavian wannabe actors, with manequin looks and plastic enhancements foil an ad-exec promoting public transportation while falling in love with a character played by the (former?) wife of the most unpleasant action actor in the world while Martha Reeves sings her signature songs backed up by De Niro, Pacino, Kilmer and Sizemore.”

“A tightly-knit family from a small coal-mining town falls prey to the lure of Hollywood, drugs and ambition.”

“After her husband and child are killed in a car crash, a French composer is mistaken for a hero by the naive inhabitants of a Mexican villiage.”

Um…almost. Notice the clues about children and Bartertown.

The ghost of Capt. Beach will get you for that! :smiley:

Almost. BOYZ IN THE HOOD DON’T CRY BABY

I think this is supposed to be Three Amigos: Blue, (be careful with forgeign titles, they can vary).

Treasure of the High Sierra Madre?

Two fly-fishing boys growing up in Montana reunite as adults in Boston when one of their daughters is found murdered.

Okay, I jumbled up these plots to the point where only Ilsa Lund would figure it out, and he ain’t playing.

Treasure of The High Sierra Madre

My other one is much easier.

That will teach me to be impatient. :smiley:

Yours:

A Mystic River Runs Through It

OK, the “active” clues once again seem to be stumping us, so here’s an easy one…
A series of surreal sketches outline the life - from “Conception” and “Birth” through “Death” and beyond with various detours in-between, inlcuding irreverent musical numbers - of a man born on the same day as Jesus.

Correct.

Meaning of Life of Bryan

But I’m already out of ideas for more clues. I don’t see nearly enough movies.

Monty Python’s The Meaning of Life of Brian.

I’ll spot ya one.

Nicholas Cage plays an angel who gives up his immortality in order to help the California Angels win the pennant so a little boy can have a family of his own, but soon finds himself trapped in a city with no sun where dark beings steal the souls of humans. A mysterious voice then tells him to build a baseball diamond behind his house, which he does.

Dark City of Angels in the Outfield of Dreams … wait am I missing one?

Edward James Olmos teaches calculus to students as they go on a field trip to find the body of a kid hit by a train.

Oh, wait, I missed the part about the kid and the soul sucking…

Nah, you got it. Took me a while to put that description together, tough…lemme tell ya.

Oo, I got one:

Three film students get lost in the woods while filming a documentary about chimpanzees that fly jets for a mysterious cigarette smoking man.

The Blair Witch Project X Files

Bluegrass music highlights this Coen brothers tale of three dimwitted prison escapees who trek across the Southern US in search of treasure, only to find themselves surrounded by the Mexican army in a crumbling Spanish mission building.

Alamo, Where art thou?

While on as trip to London, a typical suburban American family accidently runs over a supposedly mythical British boy wizard. Feeling guilty. they take him back home and nurse him back to health. Hilarity ensues.

Or perhaps: AlamO Brother, Where Art Thou?