“Two Scandinavian wannabe actors, with manequin looks and plastic enhancements foil an ad-exec promoting public transportation while falling in love with a character played by the (former?) wife of the most unpleasant action actor in the world while Martha Reeves sings her signature songs backed up by De Niro, Pacino, Kilmer and Sizemore.”
something with Heat Wave, obviously, but what???
Here’s one:
The Robinson family takes off in their interplanetary vehicle in order to search for a legendary treasure that is also being sought by the Nazis.
A romance novel author must travel to South America to ransom her kidnapped sister, and soon finds herself struggling to recover a magical artifact with the help of a adolescent British wizard-in-training and his friends.
Romancing [Harry Potter and] the Sorcerer’s Stone
A young deer whose mother was killed by a hunter goes on a crusade to free India by non-violent means. (I got this one from an old issue of MAD magazine.)
How exactly does one combine “Ghandi” and “Bambi”? Bhambi?
An ambitious but unpopular pilot in the German air force of 1918 pursues his goal of 20 kills and the coveted award that comes with that total - until he finds himself welcomed as the messiah by a tribe of lost children he must lead through the post-nuclear wasteland and protect from the denizens of Bartertown!
After her husband and child are killed in a car crash, a French composer is mistaken for a hero by the naive inhabitants of a Mexican villiage.
Pierce Brosnan and Dirk Bogarde team up in spy caper.
The Neverending West Side Story?
John Singleton’s campy new movie about a female-to-male transgendered teen growing up in the LA ghetto who yearns to be an Elvis style pop-star who’s famous for shedding a single tear.
John Singleton’s campy new movie about a female-to-male transgendered teen growing up in the LA ghetto who yearns to be an Elvis style pop-star who’s famous for shedding a single tear.
BOYS DON’T CRY BABY ?
