Movie Merger Madness

The Good Son, the Bad Seed, and the Ugly American

Steee-rike three!

Answer: The Ugly American Werewolf in London

What is The Color Purple Rain, Alex?
The dying words of a thief send a burned out cop on a madcap cross country chase for buried treasure - and revenge on the outlaw bikers who killed his wife and son.

It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Max.

A journalist in ancient Roman times decides to move with his wife out to the countryside and leave the hectic life of Rome behind - but runs afoul of the offbeat locals.

Bogart, in search of a Big Mac, instead discovers gold while searching for jewelry. His love entanglements with two women result in his becoming a semi-recluse, living with two other men and a donkey.

Add: "… thanks to his manipulative slave.’

It’s a Mad Mad Mad Mad Max (how many Mad’s in there?

Since I never saw one of these movies, this is just a WAG…

The Crying Freeman Game?

The story of a teenage high-class New York escort named Holly, whose given an all-day detention for her wild behaviour.

Dammit!

Oh, and the Mad, Mad, Max one was funny!

I don’t care that I’m late, I’m posting two more anyway.

A retarded man is turned into a genius after his encounter with an eccentric confectioner.

Two flaky teens experiment with group sex and travel through time.

Bill and Ted and Carol and Alice’s Excellent Adventure

And there are enough unanswered clues (what, are there three “active” ones now? Four?) that I’ll refrain from coming up with another for now.

Nope, not quite.

The Breakfast Club at Tiffany’s (Never saw the latter so that’s a guess too.)

I think I got this one:

“An astute, well-bred Airedale Terrier grapples with an ethical dilemna upon discovering that the Obedience Competition, in which he is a contestant, has been rigged.”
Best in Quiz Show

as for these, well…

“Bogart, in search of a Big Mac, instead discovers gold while searching for jewelry. His love entanglements with two women result in his becoming a semi-recluse, living with two other men and a donkey.”
Treasure of the Sierra Y Tu Madre Tambien? I doubt it…

“A martial arts star fakes his own death to help out the girlfriend of a dead IRA terrorist. He falls in love with her, but she has a secret…”
I dunno. Something with the Crying Game.

“A journalist in ancient Roman times decides to move with his wife out to the countryside and leave the hectic life of Rome behind - but runs afoul of the offbeat locals thanks to his manipulative slave…”
I’m stumpefied. sorry.

Ah. Duh.

The Crying Game of Death

The Egg and I, Claudius??

Hee. Nope. I will add ‘Comedy’ to the description now, then.

Charly and the Chocolate Factory

[nitpick]The movie was renamed “Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory”[/nitpick]

Reading through the thread has inspired me to this three or four parter:

Two Scandinavian wannabe actors, with manequin looks and plastic enhancements foil an ad-exec promoting public transportation while falling in love with a character played by the (former?) wife of the most unpleasant action actor in the world while Martha Reeves sings her signature songs backed up by De Niro, Pacino, Kilmer and Sizemore.

Oh come on! Derek Jacobi! Trying to gather the eggs! Hens flying up his toga! It’s comedy GOLD! :smiley:

A Funny Farm Happened on the Way to the Forum?