I’ll answer with the longest possible version of the title…The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King and I, Robot
The daughter of a pirate captain seeks the treasure on her father’s map - a map which leads her to a mysterious island where man and beast are mingled by a sinister scientist…
Children of a Lesser Godfather
The Cutthroat Island of Dr. Moreau?
How about this: A suburbia dad is pining after his teenage daughter’s friend, all the while locked away in a castle where his daughter is slowly learning to fall in love with a monster.
I think *Children of a Lesser Godfather might actually be Children of the Corn of a Lesser Godfather Part II…
And you’re right about mine.
As for yours…American Beauty and the Beast
Workers on a railroad in Africa are being mercilessly hunted down and killed by a pair of lions. The new administrator on the railroad project is forced to bring in specialists from America to deal with the problem, and they arrive in the form of Doctors Venkman, Spengler and Stantz…
The Ghostbusters and the Darkness
A man imprisoned in South America gains superpowers after he is bitten by a spider.
There aren’t as many folks playing today…pity, this is a brilliant game…
Kiss of the Spider-Man
A civil-rights crusader in the 1960s discovers Islam - and that he has a genetic mutation that grants him superpowers. Soon he joins forces with other mutants who strive to protect a world that hates and fears them.
Malcom X Men
A stuffy New Orleans district attourney loosens up with she takes to the road with a couple of motorcycle-riding hippies.
Malcolm X-men
A martial arts star fakes his own death to help out the girlfriend of a dead IRA terrorist. He falls in love with her, but she has a secret…
Er, ** Big Easy Rider**?
Oh, forgot…
The mythical tale of Perseus who, accompanied by his faithful mechanical owl, must rescue his true love from a tyrranical rich kid on a big boat.
The Big Easy Rider
Peter (Clark Gable) and Ellie (Claudette Colbert) embark on a road odyssey that ends on the Titanic where White Star Chairman Bruce Ismay (Frank Lawton) introduces them to their fellow passengers, including an African-American high school football coach (Denzel Washington) and the demi-god Perseus (Harry Hamlin) whose uncle Poseidon releases a Kraken that sinks the ship.
Clash of the Titanic
(I ask you- on what other Message Board do two posters simultaneously make posts about Perseus when the topic isn’t even mythology?)
An uptight unmarried yuppie (Diane Keaton) must raise the infant son of Satan as her own after her cousin, the child’s mother, drops him off on the door of her irresponsible actor ex-boyfriend and his two swinging bachelor roommates.
Clash of the Titanic
-and-
It Happened one Night to Remember the Clash of the Titans?
The American ambassador to Mexico tries to stop a revolution with the help of a tight-lipped gunslinger and two sociopathic children. Starring Marlon Brando, Clint Eastwood, Macaulay Culkin, and Patty McCormack!
Three Men and Rosemary’s Baby
An astute, well-bred Airedale Terrier grapples with an ethical dilemna upon discovering that the Obedience Competition, in which he is a contestant, has been rigged. (Contributed by Chews_Pencils).
Three Men and Rosemary’s Baby Boom
I’m starting to run dry…
Danny Kaye stars in this musical comedy involving the discovery of the nude body of a woman on an Army training range, and the subsequent investigation.
Three Men and a Baby Boom
Michael Moore directs a scathing expose of the US government’s handling of a over-supply of puppies.
Damn, I missed the “Boom” part!
Uh… The Inspector General’s Daughter?
When people are being attacked by a normally passive, red fruit, Idgie and Ruth are called in to investigate.
Still outstanding:
A martial arts star fakes his own death to help out the girlfriend of a dead IRA terrorist. He falls in love with her, but she has a secret…
Doh! I forgot Satan.
The Inspector General’s Daughter
(My internet connection keeps flaking out on me. Unfair!)
Attack of the Killer Fried Green Tomatoes
This one is right on the tip of my brain…
Fahrenheit 911 Dalmations – or Fahrenheit 101 Dalmations
In an ego-piece for the Artist Formerly Known, a young man escapes his abusive spouse Apollonia, struggles against racism, and makes a life for himself in early 1900’s America.
Okay, I think I’m missing one…
** The Good Son, the Bad, and the Ugly American**
What’s missing?