“Your temperament’s wrong for the priesthood, and teaching would suit you still less. Son, be a dentist - you’ll be a success!”
White Mischief
“Oh God, not another fucking beautiful day.”
Glory
That’s my all-time favorite Civil War movie.
“You know, the Irish are not noted for their fondness for the colored.”
Little Big Man
Sometimes the magic works, and sometimes it doesn’t.
The Odd Couple (Matthau/Lemmon)
“What do you say to a man who’s crying in your bathroom?”
Good Will Hunting
If you ever disrespect my wife again, I will end you. I will fucking end you. You got that, Chief?
Top Secret!
"Hillary. That’s an unusual name.
It’s a German name. It means ‘she whose bosoms defy gravity’."
The Town
“We’ll find another truck with the driver who’s a fucking fat kid with his fucking shit on top who don’t think he’s Special Forces.”
Airplane!
“When Kramer finds out, the shit’s gonna hit the fan!”
A Man For All Seasons*** (for a slight change of mood)
You’re a constant regret to me, Thomas. If you could just see facts flat-on, without that horrible moral squint… With a little common sense you could have made a statesman.
Quiz Show
Cheating on a quiz show? That’s sort of like plagiarizing a comic strip.
Do the Right Thing***
“Today’s temperature’s gonna rise up over 100 degrees, so there’s a Jheri curl alert! That’s right, Jheri curl alert. If you have a Jheri curl, stay in the house or you’ll end up with a permanent black helmet on your head fuh-eva!”
Pay It Forward
“I guess it’s hard for people who are so used to things the way they are - even if they’re bad - to change. 'Cause they kind of give up. And when they do, everybody kind of loses.”
The Sixth Sense
“I see dead people.”
Die Hard
Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sisters.
Bonfire of the Vanities
“If you’re going to live in a whorehouse, there’s only one thing you can do: be the best damn whore around.”
Anne of Green Gables
(I’m on vacation in Prince Edward Island now. Anne of Green Gables is all over the place here!)
Mrs. Hammond told me that God made my hair red on purpose. I’ve never cared for Him since.
The Magnificent Seven
The old man was right. Only the farmers won. We lost. We always lose.
Titanic (1997)
I’m the king of the world!
Wait, what’s the thread about again? Oh yeah:
“I don’t see what all of the fuss is about. It doesn’t look any bigger than the Mauritania.”
The Big Bus
Will members of the press please get on the bus.
Bus Stop