“Well, I’ve been thinkin’ about them other fellas, Cherry. And well, what I mean is, I like you the way you are, so what do I care how you got that way?”
Seven Year Itch
Wouldn’t you like to know! Maybe it’s Marilyn Monroe!
The Apartment
Just because I wear a uniform doesn’t make me a girl scout.
Cinderella Man***
“Jesus H. Christ! Jesus Mary and Joseph! All the saints and martyrs and Jesus! Did I mention Jesus?”
The Greatest Story Ever Told
Troolee diss man WOZZ duh sunna Gawd. (As spoken by centurion John Wayne)
Victory (the soccer movie featuring Max “Jesus” von Sydow and Sylvester Stallone)
“The whole bloody war’s a regrettable mistake.”
Star Trek: The Motion Picture
Spock, this “child” is about to wipe out every living thing on Earth. Now, what do you suggest we do? Spank it?
Saturday Night Fever
Tony, the only way you’re gonna survive is to do what you think is right, not what they keep trying to jam you into. You let 'em do that and you’re gonna end up in nothing but misery!
The Last Picture Show
“I’ll see you in a year or two if I don’t get shot.”
Ruthless People
Sandy, it’s over. Sam isn’t going to pay the ransom, he couldn’t care less. I’m no criminal. I can’t even sell retail, and that’s legal!
War Of The Roses
“What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? An excellent start.”
I used to resent jokes like that. Now, I see them as simple truths.
The Maltese Falcon
“When you’re slapped, you’ll take it and like it.”
Hoosiers
“Coach goes, I go.”
(Thought about doing the measuring-the-free-throw-line thing but couldn’t remember the exact quote.)
Demolition Man
“You’re gonna regret this the rest of your life… both seconds of it.”
American Flyers
“I am half-human.”
Dune
Now, remember: walk without rhythm, and we won’t attract the worm!
(I HATED that movie, but had to watch it twice, because my brother was an extra in it.)
Taken
“Now’s not the time for dick measuring”
Dick
I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
Kinsey
“After I read your book I realized how many other women were in the same situation [lesbianism]. I mustered the courage to talk to my friend and she told me, to my suprise, that the feelings were mutual.”
Skipped before:
Dick
Excuse me, Mr. President. I was not informed that you were in the middle of… what the hell ARE you in the middle of?
Nixon