“You gonna hit the ball or you gonna dance with it?”
Caddyshack
Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac… It’s in the hole! It’s in the hole! It’s in the hole!
Tin Cup
Golf and sex are the only two things you can enjoy even if you’re not good at them.
Up in Smoke *Cheech" connection)
“Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you’re not good at them.”
Tin Men
Damn it!
“Hey, what’d you guys want? Is that a hot dog?”
Tin Men
You know, when I saw Bonanza the other day, something occurred to me: You got these 4 guys living on the Ponderosa, and you NEVER ever hear them say anything about wanting to get laid!
Down and Out in Beverly Hills
“It’s true. I am a vegetarian. But I hear… that vodka… comes from a potato!”
Ruthless People
Do I understand this correctly? I’m being marked down? I’ve been kidnapped by K-Mart!!!
Doc Hollywood***
Beverly Hills. The most beautiful women in the world. Plastic surgery. What do these three things have in common? Me, in less than a week.
Beverly Hills Cop
Tell Victor that Ramon -the fella he met about a week ago? --tell him that Ramon went to the clinic today, and I found out that I have, um, Herpes Simplex 10, and I think Victor should go check himself out with his physician to make sure everything is fine before things start falling off on the man.
Trading Places***
“Looking good, Billy Ray!”
48 Hours
“Quit calling me Jack.”
“It’s just an expression, all right? I don’t mean nothin’ by it.”
“I don’t give a damn. It happens to be my name.”
Planet of the Apes (1968)
“Get your paws off me, you damn stinkin’ ape!”
The Living Daylights
Sorry, old man, section 26, paragraph 5. Need-to-know. Sure you understand.
Goldfinger
No Mr. Bond…I expect you to die.
Time Bandits
“Block of ice to Beef Bourguignon in eight seconds. Lucky things.”
Star Trek: Insurrection
Photon torpedo. Isn’t that the universal greeting when communications are down?
Fletch
I’m afraid I’m gonna have to pull rank on you. I didn’t want to have to do this. I’m with the Mattress Police. There are no tags on these mattresses.
Fried Green tomatoes
I can’t even look at my own vagina!
Driving Miss Daisy
I wouldn’t be in your shoes if the Sweet Lord Jesus come down and asked me himself.
Steel Magnolias