All gay men have track lighting, and all gay men are named Mark, Rick or Steve.
***Pretty Woman
I want the fairy tale.
Flatliners
Good thing I didn’t flatline. My 350-pound babysitter would be chasing me for the half-eaten pastrami sandwich I stole from her.
Starship Troopers
Figuring things out for yourself is practically the only freedom anyone really has nowadays. Use that freedom.
Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle
“Did Doogie Houser just steal my fucking car?”
A Mighty Wind
“Just look for the busted neon sign that flashes–”
“E-AH-O!” makes a stereotypically gay whimper
A Hard Day’s Night
“There you go, hiding behind a smokescreen of bourgeois cliches.”
This is Spinal Tap
We’re very lucky in the band in that we have two visionaries, David and Nigel, they’re like poets, like Shelley and Byron. They’re two distinct types of visionaries, it’s like fire and ice, basically. I feel my role in the band is to be somewhere in the middle of that, kind of like lukewarm water.
Best in Show
“We met at Starbucks. Not at the same Starbucks but we saw each other at different Starbucks across the street from each other.”
Waiting for Guffman
“It’s like in a Hitchcock movie, you know, where they tie you up in a rubber bag and throw you in the trunk of a car. You find people.”
*Star Trek: Nemesis *
“On scree–”
catches himself, remembering there’s a big hole in the bridge where the viewscreen used to be
“–Open a channel.”
Follow That Bird
“That’s 278 incredible, colossal credits! Ha-Ha, I love motion pictures!”
The Muppet Movie
“We’ve picked up a weirdo…”
It’s A Bug’s Life
“I know it’s a rock! Don’t you think I know a rock when I see a rock! I spend a lotta time around ROCKS!”
Finding Nemo
You know, for a clownfish, he’s really not that funny.
Broadcast News***
“It’s not that I’m down on myself. Trust me. I stink.”
Platoon
“I think we have the kind of friendship where if I were the devil, you’d be the only one I would tell.”
Lost in America
“I’m insane and responsible. This is a potent combination”
Platoon
(since it was missed)
Somebody once wrote, “Hell is the impossibility of reason.” That’s what this place feels like. Hell.
Coming Home
“You know, I spend 95% of the time at the hospital thinking of making love with you.”
Far And Away