“I tried to prove myself to you, But I know nothing of Books, or Alphabets, or Sun, or Moon, or… All I know is Joseph Loves Shannon”
Top Gun
That was some of the best flying I’ve seen to date - right up to the part where you got killed.
Batman Forever***
“Oh please. You’re as blind as a bat!”
Batman Returns
“Bottom line: She tries to blackmail me, I’ll throw her out a higher window.”
Life is Beautiful
“If you speak my name, I vanish. What am I?”
The Red Violin
“What do you do when the thing you most wanted, so perfect, just comes?”
Star Trek (2009)
“One tiny crack in the hull and our blood boils in thirteen seconds. Solar flare might crop up, cook us in our seats. And wait’ll you’re sitting pretty with a case of Andorian shingles, see if you’re still so relaxed when your eyeballs are bleeding. Space is disease and danger wrapped in darkness and silence.”
Galaxy Quest
“By Grabthar’s hammer… I will avenge you!”
Intolerance
By Grabthar’s hammer, by the sons of Worvan, you shall be avenged.
The Santa Clause
Oops… too late.*** Intolerance ***it is.
I found 5 movies named Intolerance, and none had any quotes! So, The Santa Clause:
“Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night! When I get home, I’m getting a CAT scan!”
Fred Clause
I don’t hate you, Nick. I just wish you’d never been born.
Sideways
Good I like non fiction. There is so much to know about this world. I think you read something somebody just invented, waste of time.
Election
“Dear God, I know I don’t believe in you, but since I’ll be starting Catholic school soon, I thought I should at least practice. Let’s see, what do I want? I want Lisa to realize what a bitch she is and feel really bad and apologize for how she hurt me and know how much I still love her. In spite of everything, I still want Paul to win the election tomorrow, not that cunt Tracy. Oh, and I also want a really expensive pair of leather pants and someday I wanna be really good friends with Madonna. Love, Tammy.”
Pleasantville
“I did the slut thing, David. It got kinda old.”
For Love of the Game
“There’s a bunch of cameras out there right now waiting to make a joke of this, Mick. So you can either stop, give them the sound bite, do the dance. Or you can hold your head up and walk by, and the next time we’re in Boston, we’ll go out there and work the wall together. Don’t help them make a joke out of you.”
The Postman
I tried to be an actor when I was young. I wasn’t a good actor, but now, after seeing you? At least I can die knowing I wasn’t the worst one.
Space Cowboys***
“I was just reciting the Shepard’s Prayer. Alan Shepard’s prayer. Oh Lord, please don’t let us screw up. Amen.”
MASH
Oh, Frank, my lips are hot. Kiss my hot lips.
Nashville
“The buses are empty and look almost menacing, threatening, as so many yellow dragons watching me with their hollow, vacant eyes.”
*Almost Famous *