“The world is full o’ complainers. An’ the fact is, nothin’ comes with a guarantee. Now I don’t care if you’re the pope of Rome, President of the United States or Man of the Year - somethin’ can all go wrong.”
Lost in Translation
But the good news is, the whiskey works.
Full Metal Jacket
“This is my rifle, this is my gun! This is for fighting, this is for fun!”
Patton***
I want you to know that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for HIS country.
Flash Gordon (1980)
“Open fire. All weapons.”
The Wizard of Oz
“Are you a good witch or a bad witch?”
E.T
“I’ll be right here.”
Real Genius
“Don’t you know that eating that stuff can give you very large breasts?”
Young Frankenstein
“What knockers!”
The Great Escape
“It looks, after all, as if you will see Berlin before I do.”
(That was my favorite line from the movie)
Jurassic Park
“Life… ah… life finds a way.”
Maybe I didn’t get all the vocal tics right.
The Great Dictator
“Victory shall come to the worthy. Today, democracy, liberty, and equality are words to fool the people. No nation can progress with such ideas. They stand in the way of action.”
Apocalypse Now
“The horror. The horror.”
Back to the Future II
“It’s LEAVE, you idiot! ‘Make like a tree, and LEAVE!’ You sound like a damn fool when you say it wrong!”
The African Queen
“By the authority granted to me by his Imperial Majestey Kaiser Wilhelm the Second I pronounce you man and wife - proceed with the execution.”
The Breakfast Club
“Eat… My… Shorts”
The Big Chill
“I didn’t expect them to be so… guilty!”
Total Recall*** (Arnold’s versionn)
“Consider that a divorce.”
The People vs. Larry Flynt
“What you been feeding this thing?”
“Blondes.”
“I think it’s still hungry.”
Kill Bill Vol I
“I didn’t say sell me the sword, I said give me the sword”.
Highlander