“I’m from a lot of places.”
Old School
“We’re gonna go streaking!”
Field of Dreams
“If you build it, they will come.”
Notorious
‘What kind of grown-ass man calls himself “Puffy?”’
Tora! Tora! Tora!
“(This bullet is) spent, sir.”
“Would’ve been merciful had it killed me.”
**A Christmas Story **
Football? What’s a football?
The Hudsucker Proxy
When you’re dead, you stay dead. Don’t believe me, ask Waring Hudsucker.
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
"So much time and so little to do. Wait a minute. Strike that. Reverse it. "
Sideways
Well, I say, fuck therapy. And what is that stuff you take… Xanax?
Independence Day
“Welcome to Earth!”
Liquid Sky
“I kill with my cunt.”
My Cousin Vinny
“My biological clock is ticking…stomp…like…stomp…this!*stomp.”
Heat
“Well ya know, for me, the action is the juice.”
The Deer Hunter
“Didi mao!” slap “mao!”
Raising Arizona
“Biology and the prejudices of others conspired to keep us childless.”
My Favorite Year***
“Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.”
Ghandi
"I have friends who keep telling me how much it costs them to keep me in poverty. "
An Officer and a Gentleman***
“In every class, there’s always one joker who thinks that he’s smarter than me. In this class, that happens to be you. Isn’t it, Mayonnaise?”
A Few Good Men
“I would appreciate it if he would address me as ‘Colonel’ or ‘Sir.’ I believe I’ve earned it.”
***The Adventures of Robin Hood (1939) ***
Robin Hood: Give way, little man.
Little John: Only to a better man than myself.
Robin Hood: He stands before you.
Scaramouche