My 10-year old son has started using: “We should’ve shot that boy a long time ago.” - from ‘Giant’
Another goodie;
From “48 Hours;”
“I’m so horny that my dick gets hard when the wind blows.”
Still more.
From “Scent of a Woman”
“God’s a funny guy.”
Totally and completely Off Topic: we just call them “Jonathan Demme”.
“We’re gonna have lawyers here. It’ll be a fun time.”
–R.R.S.
Not strictly speaking a film but good nevertheless: “I ain’t getting in no 'plane, fool.” The A-Team.
It only hurts when I laugh.
Maybe you guys can help me – There’s a really early Val Kilmer film where he plays some scientific boy-genius – it’s a dumb movie, but I always remember the line:
“In the immortal words of Socrates: I drank what?”
??? Name of film???
Real Genius (1985). Good Flick. Much better than the similarly named movie of the same year: Weird Science (although, to be fair, Real Genius had no scenes involving Kelly LeBrock taking a shower).
Another good Val Kilmer line from that movie:
“Don’t eat that. Eating that can cause very large breasts. Oh my God, I’m too late!”
That’s right! Thanks. 
“Nnnnnnnnnnnni!”- nuff said.
“I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.”
– Calvin and Hobbes
“The inner workings of your mind is God’s own private sectet”
“This [insert name of obscure object] is a symbol of my individuality and belief in personal freedom”
-Wild at Heart, David Lynch
Every Jumbled Pile of Person has a Thinking Part That Wonders What the Part That Isn’t Thinking Isn’t Thinking Of*
“Shwing!”
–Wayne’s World
Also, “We’re not worthy!”
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“Cinderella story” - Bill Murray, Caddyshack (you have to say this with your bottom lip kind of pushed to one side)
“Any of you homo’s touches my stuff, I’ll kill ya’” - Francis (psycho), Stripes
“Play the fucking game, Hard-on”, One flew over the cuckoo’s nest
“I’m hungry, let’s get a taco” Res. Dogs
(Best when hungry)
“I love the smell of napalm in the morning, it smells like…victory” Apocalypse Now
“I’m your huckleberry” Tombstone
Aw man, Buck stole one of mine! (The line from Tombstone)
Anyway, here are some of mine…
“Tell them I’m coming! And hell’s coming with me!” - Tombstone
“Bye-bye! Have fun storming the castle!” - Princess Bride (Usually said when one of my co-workers gose down to EPA)
“One day you and I are going to have a serious disagreement.” - Last of the Mohicans
“And to make a long story short…”
“Too late!” - Clue (Usually said when someone says the first phrase)
“Stop the car!”
“We’re in the middle of a car chase! We can’t just stop the car!” - Playing God
Oh, what the heck:
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Do you expect me to talk?
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No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die.
-Goldfinger -
Somebody go back and get us a #@%! load of dimes! - Blazing Saddles
If you call that nearly being killed then
you haven’t lived yet. Stick with me and
you’ll get a lot closer. - Dr. Who
Meet me at the north by northwest corner.
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High Anxiety
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You can’t drive this, it’s a ten-speed!
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Hey, no way am I going to wreck this,
it’s a BEER truck.- Strange Brew
I can’t help myself, I’m such a Mike Myers junkie, now I’m using Austin Powersisms around the house…
–No,no,no, Mini-Me, we do not gnaw on our kit-ty (generally said when baby is getting into things or attempting to eat non-edible items)
–Crikey! I’ve lost my mojo! (most often when I can’t find my keys, pen, purse, phone, etc.)
–I’m dead sexy! (upon seeing myself rumpled and bleary-eyed first thing in the morning)
–Mini-me, stop humping the “laser”. (another thing spouted when Bowen is getting into things)
–I’m having trouble controlling THE VOLUME OF MY VOICE (when I want attention)
From Shakespeare’s “A Midsummer Night’s Dream:”
Thanks, courteous friend; Jove shield thee well for this.
Say it kinda loopy in place of “Thank you.”
Knock knock/Who’s there?/Shut up. (Drew Carey Show)
How far away did you park?/Gdansk. (Roseanne)
If anyone talks about Greek gods, mention “Testicles.” (say test-uh-kleez) (Whose Line)
Do you wear boxers or briefs?/Nope. (Simpsons)
See ya later, crap with feet. (DCarey Show)
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JMcC from SFCA
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Someone back there wondered where
“Did your parents have any children that survived?” comes from. It’s from the most quotable movie of all time-Full Metal Jacket.
Other greats from this film:
(As insults)
What’s your major malfunction, numbnuts?
Only steers and queers come from Texas!
I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!
Your days of fingerfucking Miss Mary Jane Rottencrouch through her pretty pink panties are over!
From now on, your name is Sgt. Pyle.
(Wistful comment)
Just commenting on man’s inhumanity to man sir.
(Extremely good quote to blow someone off)
Fifteen dollar. Any thing you want…
(In fact, the prostitute’s entire spiel is beautiful)
Oh, me so horny!
Me love you long time!
No boom-boom with soul brother. He too boku.
(And just be be gross)
I don’t know but I’ve been told
Eskimo pussy is mighty cold
When my dear husband asks me to get something for him:
“Heed! Pahnts!” - Mike Myers as Stuart Mackenzie in So I Married an Axe Murderer
When anyone does something stupid:
“Fokkin’ Eedjit!” - Anyone in The Commitments
When saying “Good Night”:
“Sleep well and dream of large women…” - Cary Elwes as Westley in The Princess Bride
Just for the Hell of it:
“Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You kill my father. Prepare to die.” - Mandy Patinkin in The Princess Bride
Most common question I ask: “What?”
Most common question I get: “Are you really hearing impaired?”
It’s such a fine line between stupid, and clever…From Spinal Tap, awesome