Movies that are crap, but you like anyway

[Nava]

Army of Darkness. For some reason it makes me crave popcorn, too, which is weird because usually I don’t like the stuff.

[Poysyn]

@Shayna

My Chauffeur, which introduced those wacky dudes, Penn and Teller. I think this user review says it pretty well. I was always sorry Deborah Foreman disappeared from acting; she seemed to have so much promise and talent. Love this movie!

O’Brien: Damn it, man, what are you so hot and bothered about? Afraid she’ll open her jacket and flash her titties at you? You couldn’t handle that, could you?
Jenkins: I’ve seen enough titties in my time.
Moses: I haven’t.
Fourth Chauffeur: Been a hundred years since I seen a good titty.
Moses: No such thing as a bad titty.
Jenkins: Goddamn it. There now. That’s my point. The little bimbo hasn’t been here an hour and all you hormone graveyards can talk about is nipples.
Moses: Didn’t mention nipples.
Fourth Chauffeur: We was speaking of the titty as a whole.

<SNORT!> ::wipes tear::

“If I see something I haven’t seen before, I’ll throw a rock at it!”

“It’s the men’s room.”
“Then where’s the toilet?”