I saw Wild Things last week after reading someone here mention the big twist at the end (“It completely changes the entire plot!”). Pretty good dialogue, cheesy at times but not unbearably so, and I was truly riveted by the seemingly endless twists and turns and revelations. Not really repeat-viewing material for me, though, and I lost my appetite for watered-down R-rated sex ages ago.
South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut is on my “pleasantly surprised” list. I think this was the period just before Messrs. Stone and Parker simultaneously bought into their hype and ran out of good ideas (and before Isaac Hayes got catapulted into the next county). It’s irreverent and goofy and funny, and in general it had most of what made the show work in the first place. I wouldn’t want to sit through this level of ugliness a second time, though, and it doesn’t help that I gave up the show in disgust years ago.
The Fast and the Furious movies are good brainless popcorn entertainment, as is their wont, but their stories are both thin and pretty silly, and in all I never got the impression that I was watching anything besides cinematic car fantasies that happened to involve speed.
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom is the rare movie that I not only saw only once, I actually think that’s for the best. Mostly because of the annoying Willie Scott (nb. It’s possible to convincingly protray a spoiled, obnoxious prima donna struggling with horrific culture shock without having her scream every five minutes.), but also a number of scenes where you don’t even know what the hell is going on. It does work as a thrilling adventure in an exotic land (actually more so than the other movies, IMO), but it definitely ages the most badly.
Titanic…do I even need to explain? Oh, all right. Eye-popping set pieces, real drama with the sinking, sharp dialogue, and a treacly love story I have no desire to EVER see again, thank you very much.
And I second Grave of the Fireflies, but for a different reason: It’s such a simple, humble tale, and so easy to understand why these kids are suffering and why it’s such a damn shame, that there’s nothing to be gained from repeated viewings. War is hell, losing a parent is tragic, and even the kindest aunt can be driven to utter bitterness. As plain as it gets.