That can be funny. Ever seen Office Space?
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The girlfriend is potentially infected and doesn’t bother to tell anyone, thus putting everyone at risk.
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They take over a hotel and one of the first things they do is sit around hitting gulf balls into all the windows, thus opening it up to the elements.
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When another person needs gas in the middle of the road they zoom on by. (or try to until they need something from him.)
But…when they need gas in the middle of the road they make it impossible for the other car to get by and start a shootout, with the other car getting run off the road and the driver/passenger dying. (Or at least this was what I thought happened - this was the point at which I left.)
Er…I left my husband in the basement. He said I didn’t miss much. 
Is Charles Foster Kane a douche, or does he accomplish too much?
How about Heathers? I’ve seen that movie about three times over the years and each time I think something different: “Totally hysterical!” “Utterly despicable!” “Funny but horrifying!” I do want to smack Christian Slater every time though.
What happened to him, anyway. I haven’t seen him in years.
No, total douche. Just a very successful one.
A cheap horror/slasher flick called Dead Mary had me rooting for the . . . whatever the fuck it was . . . to kill everyone within the first five minutes of the movie. All of the characters, all of them, were the douchiest douches who ever douched. Frat rats and bar hags who are still stuck in college mode five or six years after graduating will not translate to much sympathy out of me when they collectively decide to awaken evil, permanently pissed-off powers who actually manage to be even douchier than the ex-students themselves.
And it turned out to be a good movie, because that’s pretty much what happened to just about everyone. Torn to pieces, burned, battered, stabbed with rusty farm implements. One whiny, self-important douchebag would be burned alive and the next thing you know, another one would take a shovel to the chest while everyone else just kind of sits around and complains about how much the real world sucks, and then they get whacked.
That’s good sport.
Not really. Ron offered to play, since he was the only one of the three who was good at wizard chess.
Harry and Ron do end up acting like douchebags in the fourth book and movie. They take the Patil twins to the Yule ball because Harry needs a date and Parvati agrees to go with him if Ron will escort Padma, and then proceed to spend most of the ball ignoring their dates and moping over the girls they actually wanted to take.
My Best Friend’s Girl – both leads are rather unlikeable, Dane Cook’s character moreso than Kate Hudson’s character. Even the titular Best Friend is a douchebag, as he’s willing to hire his pal to screw with his ex-girlfriend to win her back.
In Dostana, the two male leads, Sam and Kunal, are more loveable but definately do some d-baggery. Probably their worst act is manipulating the little boy, Veer, into hating Neha so they can pursue her. Still, they lie to basically everyone and make a mess of their lives chasing after a girl. However, at the end Neha goes with her suitor who’s been honest and upfront with her, so neither of them get her. (The possibility is left open that Sam and Kunal get each other, though)
Not surprising seeing as how the real Heinrich Harrer wasn’t exactly all rainbows and sunshine.
Yeah, she messed with his head, but I think it was just her way of getting to know him. Enid wasn’t the kind of girl who could relate to others like a normal person, I don’t think. What’s more, she was obviously immature and most likely insecure about herself and her future. The sacrasm was a defense mechanism. I didn’t find her despicable as much as predictable and cliched.
Roger Dodger (2002). Campbell Scott’s player-user character is as inevitable as he is despicable: the only sensible thing to be in the world we have.
Oh he dumps all over everyone.
He violates all bounds of behavior just for the hell of it, gets his buddy in trouble, tromps all over his entire family and the school staff, and we’re supposed to think this is cool? Typo Knig and I saw this and were sitting there thinking he was a total jerk from the beginning to the end. Hated the entire thing.
All this talk of Ferris Bueller’s Day Off reminds me of this Cracked article (entry #4).
I can’t even watch that show! He’s a total douche and she’s kinda wimpy. The only good character was Endora.
Jake Blues broke Princess Leia’s little heart! What a douche.
There was a flood! It wasn’t his fault!
Blade Runner – Decker’s an insensitive jerk…
(regardless of whether you think he’s really a replicant himself)
…who doesn’t give a second thought about the possible humanity of the replicants he hunts down until more-or-less redeemed in the end. He’s particularly unimpressive in fights, tending to shoot most of his opponents in the back, or panic if he doesn’t have the chance to.
Buffalo 66’ - and Vincent Gallo is a huge douche IRL too!
He only shoots women, too.
Another entry in this thread might be Repo Man. Is anyone in Repo Man nice?
I agree, although I think that by movie’s end Deckard’s sense of empathy is awakening. And regardless of the answer to your spoiler-protected question (nice touch, by the way), I think that’s part of the reason Roy ultimately spares Deckard’s life; to show Deckard that replicants are not only “more human than human” - the advanced models can in fact be “more humane than humans.”
Edit: remove “although” from my comment, I didn’t read your post carefuly enough.
Bzzzt. Incorrect. He doesn’t get a chance to shoot Leon, but clearly would have; and he shoots to kill at Roy.
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