If Jean Reno and Natalie Portman both return, this has potential.
That could be problematic…
Hugo II: Rise of the Automata. Christopher Lee and Chloe Moretz join forces to recruit an unlikely band of misfits to do battle with the clockwork killers that are ravaging 1930s Paris. With Johnny Depp as Salvador Dali and Zach Galifianakis as Ernest Hemingway.
The Ten Commandments II: The Amendments
I’d like to see a Dark Crystal sequel. One was in the works but seems to have stalled. I’d rather see a prequel anyway. I’m reading Dark Crystal: Creation Myths right now and it’s fantastic. I’d love to see a film adaptation.
The Incredibles
Brad Bird–you used your fans shamefully, made one really fine movie, with meaning & ideas, hidden in a child’s cartoon.
And then threw it all away to make crummy spy films that are 2 hours of blowing things up, & 5 minutes of dialog.
I assume you mean TWO really fine movies… Or have you not seen The Iron Giant?
E.T.
But you know it is like 30 years later and basically the world has been hounding these children as to when E.T. is coming back. The US Gov says that there never was an E.T. and the kids are full of shit. (Keys murdered the team that was in the house) Basically Gertie is crazy, Michael is a recluse and it is about Elliot’s faith. E.T. does not return.
Concur.
I’d kinda-sorta like to see a sequel to THEM!. Even though they could create amazing CGI ants, it just wouldn’t be as fun as the original with people interacting with those cheesy “real” props.
You obviously remember the Bloodhound Gang differently than I do, because Ricardo was Vickie’s bitch…
I missed the giant.
You really owe it to yourself to fix that. ASAP is an understatement. If you have Netflix and 86 minutes, I’d say don’t even bother replying to this post until you’ve fixed that. 
…and a box of tissues.
Good catch.
Definitely. The Iron Giant is a great movie.
You sicko–that’s a kids movie!
Ferris Bueller Gets His. A sequel where Ferris is all grown up with three kids of his own and the identical twin daughters get revenge on behalf of Karma on their pop. Must have Matthew Broderick, who apparently hates the Ferris character.
Heh! I actually just posted on Facebook that I was going to see Les Miserables the weekend after Christmas with ticket and box of tissues in hand. Then clarified that they were for crying into, because my Facebook friends’ list is a vile bunch of perverts, and I’ve never been that into Valjean/Javert slash, even with Crowe and Jackman in the roles.
Another vote for “Ronin” and “The professional.”
Also George Clooney and Jennifer Lopez in “Out of Sight Part Two.”