MPS contest

Mundane Pointless Stuff I Must Share (MPSIMS)
#21

  1. I didn’t get up until 1:00pm this afternoon.

  2. I am watching cooking shows and I am starving.

  3. The clouds are out.

  4. Does caviar really taste that good considering the price?

  5. The internet is an excuse to not clean house.

#22

I was starting to compose and epic ode to a small piece of grey fluff I’d found in my navel … but then I heard this had already been done.

#23

My gums hurt.

#24

No, it’s all the flab that makes your ass look fat.

Anyway,

Some people eat bugs. Yeeeck…

#25

I’ve seen fatter. :smiley:

#26

There is a windshield repair shop across the street from my work,it is white with red trim. They have a television antenna on the roof.

#27

gluteose maximas, maximum overdrive, driving my life away, away game, game bird, bird brain, brain in your glut…

                POINTLESS ENOUGH!?

                      :D
#28

Two empty cans on my desk once contained caffeine-free Dr Pepper.

#29

Now THAT’s Mundane and Pointless, but not Stuff!

:smiley:

#30

lets see what </u>I</u> can come up with…hmmmmm…
I know!
rilly mudane stuff:
this
forget
it
i
have
no
thought

falselight
lime
the
end
:rolleyes:

#31

I just sneezed. Twice.

#32

In The Official Scrabble Dictionary, Third Edition, these two words are next to each other:

jejunity: uninteresting, childish
jejunum: a small part of the intestine

I’ve been looking for a place to put this sentence:

Your jejunity gives me a pain in my jejunum.

:smiley:

#33

eh… very nice…

keep 'em comin!

#34

I’m gonna read you my poem:
Clown Love
I am…
hopeful
mournful
complex yet simple
hurtful yet a waving beacon in the darkness of a clown’s soul.

I am bliss
and sorrow, like a crow
or
a John Wayne movie, God,
i love that sexy western bitch.

“Ow…my face hurts”
(Pause)
I’m am deep yet as shallow as a kiddie pool, drenched in clown urine
(end)

Danielle and I did that in English instead of writing a real poem
~Kittie

#35

It’s night.
Which means the sun isn’t out.
So it’s dark.

Real dark.

#36

I wonder what Lynn thinks of http://www.nobodoni.com, which is actually a font site?

#37

Did somebody call me? Oh, he didn’t? Well, that was pretty pointless.

#38

I’ve got this round ball and on it I wrote “mundane.”

#39

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#40

There are seven letters in my username.
There are three letters in my IRL name.
Does this mean there is more of me here?