Mr. Clean bites the dust.

Mr. Clean has died. Heaven is just a little cleaner now.

That’s sad.

Señor Clean still gets it done, though, right?

Si…sometimes with his penis.

Of pneumonia (ammonia). God is funny.

At last, Cleanliness truly is next to Godliness.
Mr. Clean’s real first name was ‘House?’ Clean… House? There’s a joke in there somewhere. I guess it’s better than being called ‘Clean’ Peters.