The Better Half stayed home with the flu today, and spent so much time on the Internet that he sucked all the juice out of his favorite websites, so in sheer boredom he was browsing the SDMB, and went into the “There are no good cow jokes” thread, and thought he’d register and contribute, but was stupefied by the thread-loading time. He says, “Now I have greater insight into why you sit there cursing in the computer chair.”
So I said, “Well, I’d better do a Welcome thread for you, so they won’t think that Boxer is just some drive-by poster.” He said, “Okay” but rather doubtfully–he doesn’t know if his blood pressure is up to the challenge of any more time at the SDMB.
Hey welcome aboard there Boxer. It’s not so bad at times. A lot depends on what time you try to log on. I usually log on around 6:30 a.m. EST and have no problems at all just skimming around the board. Then again, that’s because almost everyone else is still in bed.
Your wife is a very incisive, charming and witty woman. And she wields a mean Google, too! Any man smart enough to marry DDG is sure to be a huge hit on the SDMB.
