… does that mean this is already a zombie thread? 
Some truths are self-evident. Pop in a copy of “Memory Almost Full.”
He also inflicted Wings and Heather Mills on the world. I honestly didn’t think “McCartney sucks” would be a controversial statement in 2011. He’s sucked since 1972.
I do hope that Ringo is the last Beatle standing.
As a specimen of Canis latrans under the influence of Lophophora williamsii, you probably find many aspects of human behavior difficult to understand.
Paul McCartney wrote half of all pop songs ever.
He once rode across California on a camel. The long way. A fucking camel.
He has resolved the gravitational observations that require ‘dark matter’ fudging.
He invented grilled cheese.
He has the ability to make noble gases want to join into compounds.
So lay off.
Okay, you owe me a new keyboard. This is the first time I’ve snorted iced tea from my nose in far too long!
this thread is now worth it.
I don’t know why I’m bothering to post after Omegaman has so clearly won the thread, but I thought it was worth noting that mr banville’s only other post is
Bolding mine.
But half of all pop songs are crap, and those are the ones he wrote. I have a venn diagram to prove it - it looks like this - O
But that camel had a name. It was called Dave. America’s horse was better, as it was anonymous.
If he’d taken more drugs, like real rock stars, he could’ve ignored gravity.
Unfortunately he adds the cheese to all his songs as well.
Can’t argue with that - the flaming pie was actually made of argon.
No 
When he drinks beer, does he choose Dos Equis?
I think he choses Dos Equine.
I guess nobody paid attention to the OP’s handle. As in, yes he’ll be in said “village” before too long at this rate.
Also, he could totally kick Chuck Norriss’s ass if he wanted to. Which he doesn’t, because he’s a freakin’ knight, so at most, he’d challenge ol’ Chuck to ‘swords at dawn!’
What an odd pitting. Even if you’re not a fan of Sir Paul, there are lots of pop/rock icons that deserve way more scorn than he does!
:smack:
You really should be spending your hatred more wisely on the “You Light Up My Life” rapist.
Why do you hate walruses so?
The OP should just hop on out of here.
more than half actually, much more than john.
is that you, yoko?