“Silence is the language of the gods.”
Maybe he’s a fan of Audi.
“Those who know Audi know quattro …
… and once you have driven with quattro, you won’t want to drive any other way.”
Notice how seamlessly you can substitute “God” for “quattro”. That would make a goddam fine TV ad!
My 4Matic beats your puny quattro!
Look, if Mr Quatro is an Audi fanboi, it’s because God Himself has revealed the truth to Mr Quatro in his divinely inspired dreams. Not the dreams where he’s running naked through a field of Scottish thistle being chased by a giant panda, but the one where God personally road tests German AWD vehicles and renders His Judgment. You don’t get to be a prophet without this sort of valuable input.
He speaks Jive, blood.
Maybe he sees himself as the Billy Preston* of the Holy Trinity.
*(as in “the fifth Beatle”…)
You’re all wrong. He looks like this (the one on the right).
God is depicted in exquisite detail in Chapter 29 of The Restaurant at the End of the Universe.
You can’t SEE God, in all the movies he’s a disembodied voice booming instructions from on high.
Yea, verily!
Except when he’s Alanis Morissette.
“Oh, stewardess? I speak jive.”
Mr Quatro is back, with non-sequiturs about the “spirit world.”
Until I clicked the second link, I would have given maybe an 80% chance to the possibility that the first one was a joke. Now that’s down to maybe 15%.
I wonder what it was he suspected about me all along?
Well, certainly not the username. 
Quoted just so I can say how much I admire this line. This is why I’m on a message board.
I’ve missed out on Mr Quatro’s wisdom and didn’t want to bump the old threads. But some of the messages he relays from God seem a little … odd.
I hear it’s legal to drink whiskey in a bar in New Jersey. What’s the difference? (Yes, I know wine is Jesus’ blood, but what about whiskey? Is that Jesus’ bile?)
And BTW, not only does Jesus never condemn homosexuality, some scholars suspect he was homosexual himself:
Wataloon.
He typed panties
nm