Mr Quatro's "Things God Told Me" thread

[wolfpup]

Our friend Mr Quatro is back yet again, this time wanting to know “Do you still have to pay the mortgage if your house burns down?”.

I am pleased to be able to provide the answer. I was going to answer that over in GQ but something tells me it may be better to do it here.

No, Mr Quattro, no you do not. You don’t have to continue to pay the mortgage if your house burns down, or falls down, or is occupied by Satan, or even if you decide you don’t like it any more. All you have to do is call the mortgage lender and tell them what the trouble is and that you won’t be paying them any more. That’s it.

Pro tip: Some lenders may try to argue with you. Stand your ground and don’t take any backchat from them. They respect that.

[Mr_Shine]

@wolfpup

Our friend Mr Quatro is back yet again, this time wanting to know “Do you still have to pay the mortgage if your house burns down?”.

I am pleased to be able to provide the answer. I was going to answer that over in GQ but something tells me it may be better to do it here.

No, Mr Quattro, no you do not. You don’t have to continue to pay the mortgage if your house burns down, or falls down, or is occupied by Satan, or even if you decide you don’t like it any more. All you have to do is call the mortgage lender and tell them what the trouble is and that you won’t be paying them any more. That’s it.

Pro tip: Some lenders may try to argue with you. Stand your ground and don’t take any backchat from them. They respect that.

I don’t see the point of reviving a pit thread over this. That seemed like a very reasonable question.

[andros]

@Mr_Shine

I don’t see the point of reviving a pit thread over this. That seemed like a very reasonable question.

I don’t think he revived it because it was completely ridiculous question. I think he revived it as a location for a snarky answer that he didn’t feel comfortable providing in GQ.

[Beckdawrek]

How did I miss this whole kerfuffle? And I have a veg-o-matic, if anyone cares.

[Bryan_Ekers]

@Roderick_Femm

I suppose because his contributions to this board have been so feeble and feckless. He’s made no attempt to propose or promote a political agenda, he just believes something that is nuts. I can understand the urge to point and laugh once at such a person. More than that seems out of balance and pathetic.

And I cheerfully invites you to assume whatever quantity of grateful standing ovations you think your commentary deserves from us.

[Roderick_Femm]

@Bryan_Ekers

And I cheerfully invites you to assume whatever quantity of grateful standing ovations you think your commentary deserves from us.

I salute your mastery of the quick comeback.

Then I salute your mastery of the ability to completely mystify me about what the fuck you’re talking about.

[Bryan_Ekers]

Just that if you’re seeking congratulations for your insights, I invite you to imagine yourself bathing, indeed luxuriating, in them to the degree you feel deserved.

Otherwise, and respectfully, you sound like a fucking idiot.

[Ambivalid]

@Roderick_Femm

This thread is a nice pile-on against someone who seems to be silly and harmless, with only just over 1000 posts and 91 threads started since 2013.

Now I’m not saying that folks shouldn’t be allowed to vent against posters who drive them crazy. But with all the truly hateful posters out there, it seems like there would be better targets. This whole thing seems to me petty and mean (in the sense of small-minded or ignoble).

Yes, I’m aware that he thinks that I’m a damned sinner who will spend eternity burning in hell. Like I said, silly and harmless.

I also realize that this could be considered thread-shitting, although I don’t know if that counts in the Pit. My only alternative to this post would be to start a thread pitting this thread, which seemed like pointless multiplication of threads. Or, of course, not to post. I chose the middle ground.

Agreed. He’s a senile nutjob in his 70s making crackpot posts online. Harmless is the perfect word to describe him.

@Chimera

I never consider someone who claims that God actually told them things to be ‘silly and harmless’. People claiming such things have caused an unbelievable amount of damage to this world.

Oh jesus. See above. I think if Mr. Quatro is someone you consider harmful in some way or even less than harmless, getting online in the first place might be something to reconsider.

@Roderick_Femm

Some have; many are harmless cranks. Are you pitting him for causing damage to the world? Or are you pitting him because it’s easy to make fun of him?

Duh. Tis the latter. This is The Dope after all.

[Ambivalid]

I enjoy Mr. Quatro’s posts on this board. They are amusing fluff. A guilty pleasure, of sorts. Running him off the board would be a shame, imho.

[Darren_Garrison]

Ever lift a rock and immediately realise that you might not should have lifted the rock?

[John_DiFool]

The mods may be about to lay down the law on his ass.

[cochrane]

They are about to get medieval on his ass.

[Darren_Garrison]

If only he could have prophesied it coming.

[digs]

Mr. Q was already medieval with his attitudes in that thread… has he always been a Pervy Uncle Irvy here?

[Morgyn]

This thread is the first time I’ve been made aware of him.

<reads>

Well. He seems nice.

Oy.

[Chefguy]

I thought there were laws against propheteering in times like these.

[QuickSilver]

Christ, what an asshole.

[Stranger_On_A_Train]

@QuickSilver

Christ, what an asshole.

That’s just what the moneylenders said.

Stranger

[QuickSilver]

@Stranger_On_A_Train

That’s just what the moneylenders said.

Stranger

Bastard.

…Don’t even think about it!

[QuickSilver]

@Stranger_On_A_Train

That’s just what the moneylenders said.

Stranger

p.s. Thanks for that. I was overdue for a good laugh.