I have been in the presence of Mr. Winkle, and I will never be the same.
He made an appearance at a local Borders books, and was signing his calenders. So to speak. I actually stood in line for almost 3 hours just to spend 2 minutes communing with Him.
Sigh… he let me feed him a bit of burger!
See for yourself…and envy me!
Oh, good. A dog. Phew.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?!? KILL IT BEFORE IT BREEDS WITH EARTH WOMEN!!!
Stop it, you’re scaring me.
No, of course not. Now you’ve been infected and we will have to isolate you from other humans. You better hope Sigouney Weaver doesn’t show up with a flame thrower (no, wait, that was Kurt Russell. Same plot, different movie).
I understand… your envy drives you to be cruel, to hide your pain, because you could not experience Him. But I forgive you. More importantly…He forgives you.
stoid
The cutest dog in the world?
Not as photographed by Stoidela –
As evidence: the photo ‘hiswinkleness.jpg’.
Must be it’s bad side. Speaking of cruelty, and pain. . .
He looks like a Pomeranian with a bad haircut, seriously. I’ve seen the calendar, and I have to concur, he’s a cutie… But good GOD. The poor dog is probably neurotic x 50 by now… with all of the strangers/cameras/stupid little outfits they put on him.
I dont envy him one bit.
Though I do envy his owners, who’re making BANK off of his exploitation.
What the hell?
The end is nigh, surely this is one of the signs of the apocalypse…
Quite possibly what I like best is the link to the porno captioning contest at the bottom of the page.
Stoid, you are a study in complexity.
::clasps futilely at chest::
WTF!!!
::slumps::
[sub]A non-political thread???[/sub]
That is the nicest thing anyone around here has said to me in quite some time. May I quote you? 
stoid
Knock yourself out.
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Are you the doper who’s connected to that site? I though that there was someone…
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I am that Doper. It is my baby. The way you phrase that, though…you were familiar with it from some other source?
For our Canadian friends, we’re gonna be on TV up there soon. Don’t know the date, though…
stoid
Indeed, Zenster. A search for my handle on the Dope turns up nearly 500 threads participated in over the course of the last 18 months.
As Andygirl sez…
stoid
How lucky But what IS the deal with his tongue? I think it’s cute, but one of my co-workers is concerned that he’s desperately ill, disabled, or deformed and that his owner is exploiting him instead of taking him to the vet. So I was wondering:
1.) Did he appear ill?
2.) Did he ever put his tongue in his mouth?
3.) Did the tongue appear healthy; ie, not dried out, discolored, swollen, etc.?
4.) Is he as cute in person?
5.) Did his owner appear to be a money-hungry bitch who’d pimp a pup for profit?
6.) Really, is he as cute?
My guess is that he’s part poodle, part Pomeranian–a Pomapoo! Though the bottom picture makes me wonder if there’s a little possum thrown in, too 
I’m kidding, he’s a sweety and I’m jealous
I just hope his tongue is all right.
i’m glad to hear that you went to see the wee pup. i remember you had mentioned it before. where you able to touch his fur? did you get an autograph? apparently rosie is trying to get him on her show. just remember you saw him first. way to go, stoidela.
Did you look for the zipper on the dog suit? I still think they have a cat stuffed in there.
Damn, that tongue is as long as his wwittle weg. (satire)
Rather than Pomapoo I would go with Pooderanian. That way he could get a job in tech support.
Now, from the FAQ:
So please, DO NOT have sex with Mr. Winkle at home. Go to a park or something.
Just out of curiousity, is this the Borders in LA, on (or near) La Cienega? 'Cause if so, man, that damn “signing” messed up traffic good, with rubberneckers and whatnot…