Huzzah the new Cynic! Congratulations! That oughta bring the 'ol BP down a tick, no? 
Congrats, Dio! And to the Missus, too.
Just wanted to add my congratulations. Congratulations!
Congratulations Mr. and Mrs. Diogenes! That’s great news.
Congratulations! May your cynical child see the world as it really is, and not through rose-colored glasses.
Good luck to all of you!
My second son was born on October 20th. He does take my mind off the election and, well, everything else.
Didn’t name him George W.
Congrats on the new little ensign, Captain. 
Three children for your wife to care for?! I’m kidding - I tease because I love.
Congrats to you and yours. Love and health to all.
Best wishes to Mrs. Cynic and both the current and soon-to-be Cynic Jr.s. And congratulations to you!
Regards,
Shodan
I appreciate that you took the time to post in this thread despite our sporadic feuding in some of the other threads, Shodan. Thank you.
50 buck says the kid will lean to the right. Og really does work in mysterious ways.
50 bucks says the kid will lean to the right. Og really does work in mysterious ways.
Tis no greater joy. You are blessed. Congrats.
My congratulations go out to the whole Cynic household!
I was blessed to have really easy, fun pregnancies (with my third child, I suffered blood sugar fluctuations, and the Nurse Practitioner told me to eat ice cream at bed time; a medical injunctive to eat ice cream! What could be better? I played it for all it was worth, too; none of the Edy’s for me and my bun in the oven, no sir! It was Godiva ice cream for this mommy-to-be! Hope Mrs. Cynic has just as much fun!
I’m sure you could handle a Republican kid, Dio.
Put your powers of parental persuasion to good use. Make sure that kid doesn’t end up a Packers fan.
Congrats.
Ahhh… TinyBitCynical is on the way!!
We Republicans better quit thumping those Bibles and start thumping each other. Those Democrats are starting to catch up with us!
Congratulations to you and the Missus and LilCynic.
Just saw this, Dio. Congrats and much happiness.