I’ve been on a multi-grain bagel kick lately. I’ve had one for breakfast every morning for the last week. I’ve discovered, with equal amounts fascination and horror, that the resulting grogan is exactly the same colour as the bagel, and even flecked with seeds!
The thought quickly crossed my mind that you could probably re-shape and re-bake it to play a horrible prank on someone. Not that I’d do that, of course. It creeped me out enough that I could even generate the thought.
Wait, so what I started eating glow-in-the-dark bagles?
::Runs to nearest bagel store::
mmmmmmmm bagels.
It should disturb me that my first thought was mmmmmm bagels, and not icky poopies! But then again, Im a nurse and I see more disgusting things before breakfast than most people see all day. Or I used to, when I worked on really cool floors. Now I just see crazy people poo. And massive scary hernias.
As a side note, eating a lot of Oreos gives the bowel movements that nice robust dark brown approaching black colour. After an Oreo-jag I look in the toilet and say “Hey Im not on iron pills anymore! What gives!”
Yes! I have also had the Oreo Poo™.
Where are you, in Ontario, Amazon Floozy Goddess?
Thunder Bay, here.
Waterloo. It’s miserable rainy here today.
Ugggh, yeah. Then you could crank out like an 8-inch log, tie a string around it, and chase people in the dark with it. Can you imagine being followed in pitch blackness by a floating, glowing turd? That’s gotta be somebody’s worst nightmare.
Hmm, when my brother used to over indulge in blue Freezies he would get a Simpsons-florescent nuclear green poop. Imagine if it was multi grain. And glow in the dark for real.
(Geez I gotta get out more.)
And AFG I know Waterloo fairly well. I had an aunt from there, and my first love was from there too.
There was a show on the other day about some guy they just caught dessicating his poo, grinding it up and then throwing his poo dust into the bagel and donut case at his grocery. They caught him because everyone was complaining about their donuts smelling like shit.
There be some mighty screwed up folks out there.
Heh. I heard that, too, lieu.
News story link:
http://www.team4news.com/Global/story.asp?S=4029330
SlimFast shakes make my urine smell like whatever flavor the shake is.
Google ads: “Bagel Francise Info” and “Soiling Solutions” :eek: :eek:
My ex-wife would eat a lot of beets, which gave her red poop. Always followed by a trip to the doctor because she thought she had blood in her stools.