Dialyzing renal failure patients; educating patients regarding kidney treatment options.
Primarily-- monitoring, maintenance,operation of boilers, chillers, associated auxiliaries.
Secondarily-- independent contractor delivering bi-weekly publications showcasing
pre-owned automobiles and related vehicles offered by private owners
and automobile dealers.
Colld probably have used & in place of “and”, but what could I have substited for “of”
Could probably have previewed my last before hitting “submit”.
Ahem.
Explication of Occupation, per request. *
I, Myself, search for, locate, consume, digest and regurgitate highly specific medical Jargonosity and Conceptitudes (hereafter referred to as “Content.”) into precise, highly less quixotic, essentially unpretentious and eminently de-mystified oral, print and pixeliated forms and formats of said “Content” for, distribution to, and utilization by, (but not limited to): anyone interested, and especially those essentially or substantially “bankrupt” of said “Content;” wheresoever they may reside, regardless of ethnic, social, political, religious, financial, medical or hygienic cast or character, in any number of formally recognized languages, (foreign and domestic); and to encourage and assist others of similar mind and means, to assist me and my colleagues, likewise, to endeavor (or *cause * to endeavor) the collection and regurgitation of said “Content;” and; [breathe] in furtherance: to inspire the surrender and transfer of wealth (in any and all denominations, forms or values completely and totally without prejudice as to source or means of delivery), by way of 1) voluntary or 2) so-called *“guilt-inspired” * commitments, 3) subscriptions, and/or 4) any and 5) all other acts of benevolence (real or imagined) in order to continue, expand and cause to expand, said activities in a style and grace suitable to the genre, as practiced, in “America;” (aka: the United States) and within the confines of judicial and traditional manifestations of said genre, however idealistic, labour-intensive and impractical they may be, physically within said “America,” specifically–however, ipso facto–distribution of benefits, programs and services–namely our wares and wherefores (i.e. “Content”)–are dispersed for evaluation and subsequent consumption (physically or otherwise) by persons known and unknown, universally among the planet Earth, ad nauseum; finiculi, finicula.
(I’m guessing that’s at least $4.95 worth. Thank you so much for asking.)
Formerly and once again,
Myself
*Void where prohibited.
applause
Formulates complicated caffeinated beverages, including cappuccinos, utilizing unique recipe standards entailing bovine lactation fluids, roasted coffee products, various sucrose-based solutions, customization notwithstanding. Furthermore, exhanges legal tender, demonstrates espresso appliances, meanwhile educating uninformed patrons regarding mermaid philosophy. Frequently observed tidying establishment purposefully maintaining excellent customer interaction.
Booyah!!
Abbreviated descriptive corporate colloquialism: barista. 
Excellently executed!! Brava!