Because Dopers’s occupations often require pretentious verbiage, Pseudotriton Ruber Ruber invites Dopers: using exclusively multisyllabic language, explicate whatever occupations y’all perform. Initially, myself: educate others, initialize creative writing.
Lemme guess pseudotriton ruber ruber: you’re a teacher (of some sort).
I’ve said in another thread, but less verbose:
Monetary extraction and exchange with no guarantee of specific material return of investment, based on full and clear explanations of all terms and limitations of said interaction. Reward of investment is based solely on ability and skill of individual action/s in either solo or group contestual effort. In rare case where material return is specifically guaranteed, no oral guarantee of specific material return is implied or otherwise.
Sincerely,
Otus asio (floridensis)
totalisator operator accomplishing maintenance of an online pari-mutuel wagering system
Broadcasting, specifically, insuring proper airing of commercials purchased either by show or time period, maintaining required separation from similar advertisers and being sensitive to program exclusivity issues.
In other words, I work in traffic, ya’ll.
Secondary level information regurgitater for individual enhancement, specializing in chronic temporal abuse
Hey guys, what part of “exclusively” don’t you understand?
I’m sorry I don’t think there are any gramatical geniuses here. Are there?
Not me. Or thee. 
Mind you. I did quite well. only ‘of’ and ‘an’ were monosylabic.
Heh. The post was well within the request, but I was amused that Gaudere’s law lives on.
Intensive case management, medication monitoring (generally monitoring atypical antipsychotics and psychotropic medications), financial resource management, and related support, as prescribed by treatment plans, for individuals with debilitating mental illness (schizoprenia, schizoaffective disorder, and bi-polar disorder).
Polysomnography research diagnostics technician
Interesting idea - even harder.
Draknek undertakes cinema employment, including: selling popcorn; tearing tickets. Furthermore, cleaning cinema before extra customers enter. Profits calculated nightly: includes counting inventory. Weekly, Draknek rewrites programme explaining whichever movies showing.
Worship thesaurus, posthaste.
Medication packager, pharmaceutical robot system usage.
Standards auditing, including ISO 9001, ISO 14001, CSMS, also various industry/customer specific requirements. Managing aforementioned activities, actually.
Registered nursing / education, post-partum.
Forest ecology research, investigating beetle (Carabid, specifically) population changes within anthropogenically disturbed forest. Graduate teaching assistant, running introductory biology laboratory/recitation sections. Doing schoolwork, taking classes also.
Tutor students lacking Mathematics/English/Chemistry proficiency.
Financial information security analyst maintaining concurrent specialties including identity management, also local workgroup organizer.
gotpasswords’ specific duties include:
Numerical challenge token passcode device administration
Unix server installation comprising over 450 individual boxes
Oracle database management
Sarbanes-Oxley legislation awareness (Boring!)
Testing network resilience (cruising eBay!)
Workgroup office supply caretaker (paperclip Mafia!)
Occasional holiday parties necessitate pizza ordering using corporate Visa (Hello Dominos!)
Customers realize significant benefit - specifically, personal account security.
gotpasswords recognizes futher benefits including regularly occurring checking account balance increases.
Utilizes register abilites, handling paper monies, exchanges textbooks.
Operates studio cameras, remote shooting locations, teleprompter. Provides laughter over headsets mocking stupid freshmen broadcasting students’ inability pronouncing simple verbage.