Mundane Haikus

Hello dear Marley
I’d visit New England but
lived here all my life

:smiley:

So that’s what makes you
Very sleepy when you eat
Great turkey dinners

My friends and I were
Talking about it last night
And wondering what

It was called; we all
Knew that it was some kind of
Chemical… we’re GOOD! :smiley:

Update on
College
Statuses

Pomona wait list
I am already on three
These schools can’t decide

I am still reeling;
No big screen at Cheyenne Mount.
Wargames lied! I weep.

Now I will add some
delightful shopping haiku
They’re very mundane

Home for Passover
Shopping for a stlyle-y suit
Bargain! thirty bucks

In New York thrift store
(it was a fancy thrift store)
on Twenty-third street

I also bought a blanket
for my horse; found a big sale
at Miller’s Harness

Finally, I bought
Chinese spicy beef jerky
on Canal Street. Yum.

Boss is off today
I am just sitting around
She’ll be back Tuesday.

now I am at work
hubby cannot take keyboard
hope I don’t post twice

My boss is home sick
My day will revolve around
Straight Dope post reading

Just before leaving
I will shuffle paper stacks
He will think I worked

Hi, Hello Again!
Really liked our long convos,
'Cept NORAD spoilers. :o

Corporate Borders gal
Stylin’ in new Power Suit.
Don’t tell 'em the price.

Empty pasture–sad.
Give H. A. carrots from me
And enjoy the rides.

Four days to ChiDope!
Only thing better would be
If you could be there.

The Villager has
left me stranded with a dead
battery. Dangit.

Awake late tonight
Sleep precious, and elusive
Ha! Found it, I’m out.

chocolate for breakfast
so close and so seductive
and I am so weak.

I should be at work.
I haven’t left the house.
I should be at work.

Abby’s a slacker
join me in my laziness
and I have candy.

Now I have to sign off
and go to work. I can’t be
a lazy slacker. :frowning:

For that I’m sorry
I’ll save you some chocolate hun
I’ll try anyway
:smiley:

At work and checking
the bosses email (among
other things). Heh.

Chocolate you say?
Creamy smooth milk chocolate
or dark, rich chocolate?

Can you upload some?
I am wishing for a star
trek replicator.

Milkduds, tootsie rolls
Snickers, Hershey bars galore!
Katy bar the door!

Email Chocolate
Yeah! My recent invention
Want some? Email me.

chocolate by email
we have the technology
stupid man on moon

Tootsie Roll Starburst
Lunar Shot Moon Walk Man
Sweet Tooth Goddess Light

Voyager died out?
Your van is a starship yes?
Tootsie Roll Powered !!!

Abby got to work and then
She shared her tootsie rolls with
The Dopers Worldwide.

:cool:

Mott the Hoople sings
All The Young Dudes Carry The
News, I’m in heaven !!!

I’m laughing out loud
It’s a Villager that died,
not a Voyager.